Odd Christmas tips

Post by **wallop** » 18 Dec 2019, 16:18

A sack of potatoes.

Dindin · Post by **Dindin** » 18 Dec 2019, 17:52

blue1873 wrote:Not from a customer,

A packet of "Flower Seeds" from RM

BAH HUMBUG

I had lettuce seeds

streets97 · Post by **streets97** » 18 Dec 2019, 22:25

Shut the f@%&#%g gate

wheresourmoney · Post by **wheresourmoney** » 19 Dec 2019, 02:50

A beer coaster with a spurs emblem on it, I'm a orient fan.

postieblueshirt · Post by **postieblueshirt** » 19 Dec 2019, 06:05

Never mind tips I want my Thorntons chocolates from rm back I think we deserve them and no local mp with handshakes

twoloops · Post by **twoloops** » 19 Dec 2019, 08:17

I turned up at the same time as the bin man was returning my customers empty wheelie bin, she gave him an envelope & apologised to me saying his job was a lot more physical

Dindin · Post by **Dindin** » 19 Dec 2019, 13:27

twoloops wrote:I turned up at the same time as the bin man was returning my customers empty wheelie bin, she gave him an envelope & apologised to me saying his job was a lot more physical

lifting those bins can be hard

norris9 · Post by **norris9** » 19 Dec 2019, 16:19

twoloops wrote:I turned up at the same time as the bin man was returning my customers empty wheelie bin, she gave him an envelope & apologised to me saying his job was a lot more physical

wtf, they empty a bin once a week, we deliver most days of the week. lol.

daveyeff · Post by **daveyeff** » 19 Dec 2019, 16:30

Dindin wrote:
blue1873 wrote:Not from a customer,

A packet of "Flower Seeds" from RM

BAH HUMBUG
I had lettuce seeds

I remember one year in our D.O. we were ALL given garden seeds off RM as a Christmas box. one guy said ''I live in a block of flats''...DOM said well you might have an allotment!!

maisymoo04 · Post by **maisymoo04** » 19 Dec 2019, 18:20

Jar of homemade honey yes they keep bees in there back garden

RTP · Post by **RTP** » 19 Dec 2019, 22:39

twoloops wrote:I turned up at the same time as the bin man was returning my customers empty wheelie bin, she gave him an envelope & apologised to me saying his job was a lot more physical

Is that the same binmen that used to walk down the driveways to collect bin bags and carry them to the lorry before hurling them in, but now won't entertain the idea of pushing the wheelie bin unless it is at the end of the driveway and will otherwise leave it where it is. The very binmen who refuse to load a green bin onto the van if there is a rotten fence in there that has been blown down and broken into foot long pieces, because it's not classed as garden refuge or is it the ones that take the brick of the top of the recycling bins on a windy day that have been put there to stop the recycling bins from blowing away and then put the brick next to instead of in the empty recycling bin and let it blow down the street and go missing so that the householder then has to go to the council depot and collect another recycling bin.

postmandick · Post by **postmandick** » 20 Dec 2019, 19:56

I had a whole leg of pork from hip-to-trotter about 2 foot long
sack of dafodill bulbs 25 Kilos
in total about £600 cash and enough booze to restock OddBins

twoloops · Post by **twoloops** » 20 Dec 2019, 20:47

Given 5 beans today, anyway I’ve planted them.

Dorset Plodder · Post by **Dorset Plodder** » 20 Dec 2019, 21:17

Been offered a Brace of Pheasants in the past

But seeing as how my Missus couldn't be arsed to cook Beans on Toast I think the pheasants would have been a bit much, so I politely refused them.

daveyeff · Post by **daveyeff** » 21 Dec 2019, 13:20

twoloops wrote:Given 5 beans today, anyway I’ve planted them.

well, did the 'beanstalk' appear??