A GLASGOW dad was left mortified after being sent to pick up a parcel for his daughter - only to be handed a 'Satisfying Sex Toys' box
The dutiful father headed to the sorting office to grab the order on Monday, but quickly regretted his good deed.
He was handed over an X-rated box by a "young lassie" complete with a half naked woman on the front and the slogan "never feel lonely again".
His daughter only found out about the collection blunder when her mum sent a snap of the box.
The confused message read: "Your dad had to pick this up wtf."
The mortified lass replied: "Wit. I never ordered that", before being told her name was on the parcel.
But all is not what it seems.
When opened, the box contained a baked potato complete with the note "Happy birthday fiveheed, here's a totty".
Sharing details of the prank on social media, his embarrassed daughter said: "I cannot f***ing believe my pals sent me this as a bam up for my bday next week.
"And my da has went to pick it up from post office hahahahahaha."
The hilarious gift was the brainchild of online firm Text-A-Potato.
Their £10.99 tattie is described as a truly delightful way to embarrass those you love.
Text-A-Potato bosses added: "This s-mash-ingly unsubtle parcel is delivered by courier with large, bold, and damnright obnoxious branding for 'Satisfying Sex Toys.com'.
"There is nowhere to hide when this mail lands on your best-spud's desk or front door.
"Guaranteed to cause maximum cringe."
The cheeky tweet has racked up more than 18,000 likes since it was posted on Monday.
One Twitter user said: "Fair play to them."
Another added: "I'm actually greeting."
Meanwhile, one sorting office worker from the branch in question said: "No way. I work there, we all clocked the parcel."