strangest xmas tip

Sandyman · Post by **Sandyman** » 16 Nov 2007, 08:04

It got to February one year, and I was beckoned by a customer. "I've been waiting to see you, I've got you something for Christmas but kept missing you. I'll leave it on the doorstep and you can pick it up when you come round". Nice.

I get to the address and walk up the drive. Unusally, there is a dog there. Growling. And eating my feckin box of Elizabeth Shaw Orange Crisp chocolates! What was worse. the fecker had left bits of orange foil everywhere and I had to tidy the lot up in case the occupier thought I'd eaten them there and then and chucked the rubbish on her lawn.

morrrany · Post by **morrrany** » 16 Nov 2007, 21:59

got a blow job once , now that was different !!!!!!

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:03

morrrany wrote:got a blow job once , now that was different !!!!!!

Was he good then????

morrrany · Post by **morrrany** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:35

SHE was good HE came home a bit early thou !!!!

Digmoor666 · Post by **Digmoor666** » 16 Nov 2007, 22:49

morrrany you loved it. no mention of it on the fantasy footie though

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 16 Nov 2007, 23:02

morrrany wrote:SHE was good HE came home a bit early thou !!!!

Found photographic evidence

morrrany · Post by **morrrany** » 17 Nov 2007, 05:55

Digmoor666 wrote:morrrany you loved it. no mention of it on the fantasy footie though

some one might of censored me

P739 · Post by **P739** » 18 Nov 2007, 14:15

A box of Quality Street with just the toffees left in because the Old Women said the played havoc with here false teeth...Classic

yogibear · Post by **yogibear** » 18 Nov 2007, 15:02

I once received a bag of scented soap from an old hag. thankfully the cheeky twat has since passed away

haveagojoe · Post by **haveagojoe** » 18 Nov 2007, 18:09

My best tip was Â£50 from a guy who I used to deliver his specials every day before I started my walk, it only used to put me out about 5 minutes or so a day.