(To be said by all employees once each shift)
Teach us, Lord Alan
To Serve Thee as Thou dost dictate;
Without question or complaint
To listen to thy propaganda and not to question;
To work and not to heed the time;
to accept confusion and pointless rule changes
To give of ourselves and expect little or no reward,
save that of knowing that our hours will be flexible.
teach us not to expect generosity.
teach us to accept patronisation;
In the name of Adam Crozier and his enormous bonus
