Latest Propoganda Rag

[rubberbond]

Your all being absolutely ridiculous , the courier is perfect for wiping one's arse hole.

I disagree with the quality of the paper is abysmal and the ink leaves marks in your crack. Even my cat refuses to use her litter tray when I use it as a liner.

Unless you are the stretchy one from The Invincibles, or anatomically gifted, how do you know it leaves ink marks on your crack?
It's not the quality of the paper that's the problem here, it's that it's already got too much s**t in it.

[rubberbond]

Ive been left over a year now and still get mine.Arnt I the lucky one!

If its like our place, they'll still be ordering uniform in your name

As Sandie Shaw once warbled, "Always Something There to Remind Me".
Anyway,how did you get parole, what's the secret?

[fb1969]

Anyway,how did you get parole, what's the secret?

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[eastie]

Your all being absolutely ridiculous , the courier is perfect for wiping one's arse hole.

the ones at work used for bogpaper, the red ink comes off on your arse

[Dorset Plodder]

Just RTS the Bloody Thing as "REFUSED" and keep on Refusing it. They will eventually get the message and ask you if you no longer want to receive it...….. Yeah No s**t Sherlock, I've only been refusing it for over 2 years!

[Groundpounder]

Loved the post by Crimson King exactly what I thought brightened the day up especially when thinking about another week of shear bliss ahead

[thedonkey]

This is the worst Courier yet, a laugh on every page! I wonder if the 'models' on the front page knew what rubbish slogans they'd be holding?

Two pages championing PDA Actuals and hoorahing about simpler, more intuitive screens...next to a picture of the same screen I've always had on mine...

Letterbox....they're talking about selling empty legs, whatever that means. I'm assuming, seeming as there's an accompanying pic of a barrel that they might mean kegs. Oh and there's a friendly reminder that the current focus is on delivering to neighbours wherever possible

Two page spread on employee service results....it's all wonderful, everthing is fine, we've never had it so good and engagement is positively thriving at Exeter apparently. That's nice then.

Oh, it's been Royal Mail's Be Aware Dogs Can Rip Your Face Off Week recently, so that gets three quarters of a page. The company trying to pretend to care. The company, a manager of whom I told the other week I didn't deliver mail to a road because someone's dog was loose, prowling and growling like Cujo when I walked into the road. Said Manager's response? Knock their tomorrow and have a word. My response? It wasn't yes, guvnor, put it that way.

And there's even a pic of a postman wearing a tie which, being a bit dapper myself, I absolutely love. When it's not so hot I'd wear one myself but I'd never hear the end of it.

Epic edition. I, for one, honestly didn't realise it was all so swimmingly wonderful. I'm now convinced that I work for a warm and caring employer who values me as an individual...nay, a family member.

Now I'm suitably filled to the brim with propoganda I think I'll go in an hour early tomorrow for free, take double lapsing, not have a break and go over for nothing until completed. Then I'll drive to the DOM's residence and wash his car.

Can't do enough for a good guvnor and all that.

I normally bin mine without opening it but for some unfathomable reason I happened to open and read this edition. The above is brilliant and mirrors my thoughts as I read. Oh don't forget the " the most important part of my week is my worktime listening and learning briefing session. We share our statistics and identify people we want to congratulate " quote.