Beforenineoclockgoodone wrote:Had a coffee with a girl in an office not long ago when her boss was out, the next morning she slipped a note in my coat saying that she had wanted to give me more than a coffee the other day, I now keep thinking what might have been?
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Postby smokerjim »
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
Beforenineoclockgoodone wrote:Had a coffee with a girl in an office not long ago when her boss was out, the next morning she slipped a note in my coat saying that she had wanted to give me more than a coffee the other day, I now keep thinking what might have been?
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That's not my bag, baby
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
Mail delivery; those that can, do, those that can't, MANAGE!
We have a guy in our office who's currently doing 8 different ones on his round.
Thing is, he records them on his camera phone for us all to check out.
Then posts them on Porntube.
He did get caught getting a blowie off one of his customers in the cage. Didn't realise the cctv covered that angle. She was under the counter with his little fella in her trap whilst serving customers with thier specials. It took the manager 15 minutes to collar him.....
A few flirtatious housewives but I'm far too slow on the uptake. 2 pouches later I realise what just happened and stand in the street calling myself a c*nt and a silly ufcker...
chromium05 wrote:We have a guy in our office who's currently doing 8 different ones on his round.
Thing is, he records them on his camera phone for us all to check out.
Then posts them on Porntube.
He did get caught getting a blowie off one of his customers in the cage. Didn't realise the cctv covered that angle. She was under the counter with his little fella in her trap whilst serving customers with thier specials. It took the manager 15 minutes to collar him.....
A few flirtatious housewives but I'm far too slow on the uptake. 2 pouches later I realise what just happened and stand in the street calling myself a c*nt and a silly ufcker...
chromium05 wrote:We have a guy in our office who's currently doing 8 different ones on his round.
Thing is, he records them on his camera phone for us all to check out.
Then posts them on Porntube.
He did get caught getting a blowie off one of his customers in the cage. Didn't realise the cctv covered that angle. She was under the counter with his little fella in her trap whilst serving customers with thier specials. It took the manager 15 minutes to collar him.....
A few flirtatious housewives but I'm far too slow on the uptake. 2 pouches later I realise what just happened and stand in the street calling myself a c*nt and a silly ufcker...
Gives a whole new meaning to Extended Delivery
I think it's unfair!!!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been. My BFF Clash The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
one day after the end of my walk i was stoped for speeding on my motor bike, i told the police man i had a hart for the hospitle, he then give me a blue light escort.stil havin night mers after 19 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd not been in the postie job very long when I was delivering a large package to one house. A nice lady opened the door, and without realizing what I was saying I blurted out "I've got a big one for you!"
years ago nearly my last drop got invited into a hen party that was in the house and going well from what i could see,the invitation was well worded as well however it was the sat before i was due to get married my self so i did the obvious thing and ran
Location: i'll take your lickin,but i'll keep kickin!!
Postby pistol »
had several offers over the years..2 in my old office..2 in my existing walk,one from a 60 year old widow with a body 20 years younger than it should be,i know this because she came to the door bollock naked and invited me in,the other from a fit young girl who was home from her parents house from uni and who had in her words..wanted me every morning for the last week!..and i have a middle aged single woman at the moment who has invited me for a drive in her audi as she "likes to go fast with the right man".....Scary!!!!
POSTMAN wrote: It aint fair the amount of times i've.......................
I still aint had nuffin!!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been. My BFF Clash The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
Going back a while now, but there was a very nice devorcee on my parcel dly mid 30's
who fixed clocks and watches.
As she was a regular ie Littlewoods cat's I went there 3/4 times a week,
So on one occation after I'd given her the parcel
I whopped the OLD BOY out and asked her to stick 2 hands on that!!!
No seriously tho she was very accomadating 2/3 times a week.
Thing is, he records them on his camera phone for us all to check out.
Then posts them on Porntube.
links ?
It would be only right for the OP, docketman, and the other posties who've scored on the job to take their phone/cameras with them, take pics of their conquests and then post them on here.
It's not that we dont believe you. It's just that we want to share vicariously in your triumphs.
Just spilt stain-remover down my shirt. Now how do I get that out?
It aint fair
