Crap repetitive jokes from the public that make you cringe

Darwinsdad · Post by **Darwinsdad** » 29 Jun 2017, 06:37

"Are you not cold wearing shorts?" (I wasn't until you took an eternity to answer your door)
"Do they not give you long trousers"
"He'd only lick you to death" (said whilst Cujo is threatening to snap the lead and barking the street down)

Post by **GT750rider** » 29 Jun 2017, 11:04

They don't bite, but they'll give you a good suck ! ( Dogs ).

Interested-seeker · Post by **Interested-seeker** » 29 Jun 2017, 11:36

I am still newish but I have also had that joke "Hope they aren't bills!"

Another thing I hear a lot (non-joke) is "Oh, they don't bite, they won't harm you" in reference to their loose dogs.

30+YEARMAN · Post by **30+YEARMAN** » 29 Jun 2017, 12:50

It really annoys me when you get some Twat doing a bit of gardening and he says "Do you want to swap" .They don,t have a clue of what this job involves.

CLINTEASTWOOD · Post by **CLINTEASTWOOD** » 29 Jun 2017, 14:00

postietom wrote:The bills one, drives me nuts. At least once a day.

Not so much a joke but on days like today: "My post is wet?" Complete with a puzzled look. It's raining, what the f**k do you want me to do about it?!

YEA the bills one,they say have you got bills again!...I say not today iv

e already been to bills house

Post by **saddlerposty** » 29 Jun 2017, 14:12

when they say round here " I hope them aint (are not) bills" I reply smugly "No bills had his post, these are definatley yours"

*horcrux* · Post by ***horcrux*** » 29 Jun 2017, 14:37

woopesh wrote:I hope those aren't bills / if those are bills can you send them back please?

I'd just love to say 'Oh I'll send them back them' and write on them Refused - RTS.

Jpro747 wrote:When signing on the PDA: "that looks nothing like my signature"

OMG, everytime! Well why didn't you sign your signature then, you tossbag!

GT85 · Post by **GT85** » 29 Jun 2017, 15:18

When getting a signature on the PDA and their little finger is resting on the screen.... "Oh it's not working "

or they kept turning the old PDA around saying "oh it's upside down"

When doing holiday cover, Them ..." Where is our regular postie then ? " Me " Oh he's been arrested "

kirakk · Post by **kirakk** » 29 Jun 2017, 15:20

The one that beat's me is,
He's soft as a brush(dog)it won't bite you,it would lick you to death.
I think i would rather be bit than dead?

DiamondSmiles · Post by **DiamondSmiles** » 29 Jun 2017, 15:50

Whilst pushing my HCT,

Oh, that must be so much better than carrying the mail on your shoulder

The Postman · Post by **The Postman** » 29 Jun 2017, 16:19

western6516 wrote:Is this today's mail or tomorrow's (at about 3.30 in afternoon when your fooked )

No, it's last weeks.

DB1100 · Post by **DB1100** » 29 Jun 2017, 17:17

When you hand them a parcel and they say "whats in that"

TheTrolleyMan · Post by **TheTrolleyMan** » 29 Jun 2017, 19:30

At least it's a bit better for you today

Post by **eastie** » 29 Jun 2017, 19:46

No letters today Postman?
No bills then

*horcrux* · Post by ***horcrux*** » 29 Jun 2017, 19:57

It's not a joke but you get those people that wait for you and burst through the front door in order to take the mail off you rather than have it fall on the floor, nearly ripping their letterbox flap off in the process as you'd already opened it.
Idiots.