How do i type up this agreement Billy?

Post by **stephen500** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:01

Hey Billy how do i type up this agreement?

Do i put the good bits in first, whats that where are they Dave? Come on you can't have forgotten!
How do we sell this, could we get Alan leighton to do one of his videos?

What did Gordon offer you Dave, same as me? I reckon it won't be long before i am a minister of the crown.
Don't you remember the other bloke who used to do this job. Alan Johnson is on a good salary now, just a bit above the min wage, he also does flexible hours with quite a few weeks off every year. By the way have you seen his pension, did you know its a final salary one, one of those really good ones!

Even if the members throw us out we will probally get a cushy job like Keggie!

Any way now thats all over, what are you doing for the weekend? Fancy coming up to Liverpool, i could do with visiting all my friends in the north!

Better get typing Dave, i promised this agreement by tonight, hey isn't time we got to the pub...so leave that we can do it tommorow!

tenpole tudorsack · Post by **tenpole tudorsack** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:02

I'LL VOTE "NO" SIMPLY ON TWO ISSUES... A SELLOUT ON FLEXIBILITY AND INCREASED DOOR TO DOORS FOR BUGGER ALL

wakkono · Post by **wakkono** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:05

just out of interest what is keggie doing now?

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:07

wakkono wrote:just out of interest what is keggie doing now?

There is a thread on that in the Union Forums http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/forum/vi ... ght=keggie

lovejoy · Post by **lovejoy** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:07

stephen500 wrote:Hey Billy how do i type up this agreement?

Do i put the good bits in first, whats that where are they Dave? Come on you can't have forgotten!
How do we sell this, could we get Alan leighton to do one of his videos?

What did Gordon offer you Dave, same as me? I reckon it won't be long before i am a minister of the crown.
Don't you remember the other bloke who used to do this job. Alan Johnson is on a good salary now, just a bit above the min wage, he also does flexible hours with quite a few weeks off every year. By the way have you seen his pension, did you know its a final salary one, one of those really good ones!

Even if the members throw us out we will probally get a cushy job like Keggie!

Any way now thats all over, what are you doing for the weekend? Fancy coming up to Liverpool, i could do with visiting all my friends in the north!

Better get typing Dave, i promised this agreement by tonight, hey isn't time we got to the pub...so leave that we can do it tommorow!

please stop posting these type of messages constantly - are you hyper?

The agreement will soon be with us IN ITS FULL FORM.

I'm not saying it will be very good (because i believe it will be flawed and possibly receive a no vote) but all you are doing by posting rumours is creating worry.

You'll have plenty of time to attack the document! I can tell you are a very strong union supporter but maybe you should just ease up on the posts? Just a personal opinion - no offence meant.

Post by **stephen500** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:13

Hey after a weeks leave i am about to return to work and won't have time to keep posting!

You must see the letter as tounge in cheek!

I have been with RM for a long time and have seen it all before.

Think of it as a bit of letting off steam, remember we actually as you said no little about the agreement and thats the problem, isn't it!

Don't take me too seriously, anyone!

I still hope its not a bad agreement.

heston · Post by **heston** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:21

john keggie is living in irving working for unison, he would have eaten crozier and leighton for breakfast

germanbloke · Post by **germanbloke** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:21

We need more humour like this to keep us sane through these dark dark weeks......its a shame info has not been so forthcoming from the top!! even now the bbc are quoting from the ageement and us the members are still in the DARK!!

Come on lads ...lets lighten up

pop it in pete · Post by **pop it in pete** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:28

Yes lighten up remember its not over untill the fat bloke sings. Billy. " WHOS SORRY NOW" MAYBE?

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:50

pop it in pete wrote:Yes lighten up remember its not over untill the fat bloke sings. Billy. " WHOS SORRY NOW" MAYBE?

He is singing now - full text of agreement at http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/forum/vi ... php?t=6975

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 22 Oct 2007, 17:55

heston wrote:john keggie is living in irving working for unison, he would have eaten crozier and leighton for breakfast

Well keggie aint as greedy or a fat as Hayes the gut bucket... So keggie would of had em would he??? SHAME HE NEVER HAD THE LAST TWO OF BASTARDS WHO STEAMROLLERED IN THE WAYBACKWARDS!!!

OUT :lfo :cfo

BULLSHITE!!

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How do i type up this agreement Billy?

How do i type up this agreement Billy?

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