POSTMAN PAT SUSPENDED AFTER ABUSING ‘SORRY, WE MISSED YOU’ CARDS

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A spokesperson for Royal Mail has confirmed that Postman Pat has been temporarily removed from all duties after an allegation was made that he has been abusing ‘Sorry, we missed you’ cards at various properties in Greendale.

According to one source, he had been filmed filling in the cards and putting them through doors before ringing the doorbell on FIVE SEPARATE OCCASIONS in a single day in September.

He added: ‘Our surveillance team has been aware of Pat’s behaviour for a while. Everything came to a head last week when he used one of the cards to write Mrs Goggins a sexually-explicit note about clearing out his sack.

‘Most of the time local residents cannot even read his handwriting on the cards, and we have even had reports that he isn’t bothering to knock or ring before not bothering to put letters through the door.’

‘He used to start early in the morning, just as day is dawning, but lately he has been rolling in half-cut at 10.30. He gets very abusive with the local sorting office staff if he isn’t able to get home in time for Doctors on BBC1.’

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He just got the news Channel 4 have the rights for the next series and found out jess got the staring role.