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Christmas Songs Already!!
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DGP1
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Christmas Songs Already!!
Today, the first Christmas cd was put on in our office. Can anyone better that?
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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mrlovepantsuk
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L Tommo
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Not boasting... We on the Early at ELMC played XMAS CD's and gospel all year round... And Indian/ Pakistani music.. Bangra beat is a killa at 0600 in the morning when the screws are breathing down your neck... HAHAHAAAAA They pissed off lively i can tell ya.... THANKS TO OUR ASIAN BROTHERS...
Another thing.... On the picket line just passed (SHAME) We had so many different types of food there. JERK chicken MMMMM. Thai.. Indian.. Chinese... Fish n chips and Burgers and hotdogs... Steaks and shandies all round.... Cakes for the girls from all over the world... Just goes to show wot a muti cultural workplace and UNION CAN BRING TO THE FRONT LINE......
GET IN THERE EAST LONDON....
OUT
:cfo :lfo 
Another thing.... On the picket line just passed (SHAME) We had so many different types of food there. JERK chicken MMMMM. Thai.. Indian.. Chinese... Fish n chips and Burgers and hotdogs... Steaks and shandies all round.... Cakes for the girls from all over the world... Just goes to show wot a muti cultural workplace and UNION CAN BRING TO THE FRONT LINE......
GET IN THERE EAST LONDON....
OUT
:cfo :lfo L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Post Off
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Well, I dunno about Christmas songs, but how about a more topical, catchy little Monty Python hymn instead...
All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The lord God made them all
Err, I'll have to google the rest, as I can't accurately remember the rest of it.
All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The lord God made them all
Err, I'll have to google the rest, as I can't accurately remember the rest of it.
We posties do things differently, but we still get shot at!
Our (other) men and women deserve a little more... http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/
Our (other) men and women deserve a little more... http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/
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Pochahontas
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To the tune of Jingle Bells..............................
Dashing through the snow...... With Royal Mails HCT's
Breaking every Rule........Oh how they are cruel
Trackers on the Vans
TNT Scams
Oh what back breaking work it is - on a Royal Mail walk in town.................
Chorus
"Oh my back Oh my legs
Leighton's on the take
Crozier's a bully
wanna chuck strike breakers in a lake.....................
"Oh my back Oh my legs
DSA' a fake
There's no competition and the postal service is gonna break...................
Now the Day is done, but has the work all gone?
Not a bloody chance.......Mailsort ones just come
Now I'm on my knees
will anyone hear my pleas
"no they wont cos the unions gone - with the local agreements made.......................................
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................
Sorry I'll get me coat.
Breaking every Rule........Oh how they are cruel
Trackers on the Vans
TNT Scams
Oh what back breaking work it is - on a Royal Mail walk in town.................
Chorus
"Oh my back Oh my legs
Leighton's on the take
Crozier's a bully
wanna chuck strike breakers in a lake.....................
"Oh my back Oh my legs
DSA' a fake
There's no competition and the postal service is gonna break...................
Now the Day is done, but has the work all gone?
Not a bloody chance.......Mailsort ones just come
Now I'm on my knees
will anyone hear my pleas
"no they wont cos the unions gone - with the local agreements made.......................................
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................
Sorry I'll get me coat.
Gob for the job and mouth of the south!!!
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chromium05
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DL and burn this onto CD and slip it into the RM machines http://www.chromium05.plus.com/festivechristmas.mp3 - it's by some guy called Cassetteboy from Chelmsford.
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POSTMAN
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Pochahontas 
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Sunday morning hymn: 'All things scabbed and ulcerous'Post Off wrote:Well, I dunno about Christmas songs, but how about a more topical, catchy little Monty Python hymn instead...
All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The lord God made them all
Err, I'll have to google the rest, as I can't accurately remember the rest of it.
A hymn this bright Sunday morning from the pen of Eric Idle, sung to the tune of ... well, it should be obvious enough:
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
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