Celebrities getting our money

[torman]

Iwould like to know how much it's costing R.M to hire the likes of Joan Collins,Westlife,Bill Oddie,& Keith Harris for the xmas commercial,that's probably where Crozier has been sorting out ORVILLE'S bloody contract.

[Spedley]

The pens in the cancer research letters cost a lot but if they include them they get 3 times as much money.

Advertising is all about spending money to make money.

[goingpostal]

the problem is how many people at xmas suddenly think "hmmm it's xmas i have some cards and presents to send, how do i do it again"

royal mail is a brand that really doesn't need advertising especially employing stars to do it, it's just a waste of money.

[IWW Fellow Worker]

The idea of paying that bunch of 'has beens' is a joke. A one time actress without a single decent film to her credit, an annoying little bird watcher from Waste of 'Time Team', a failed 'boy band', and a ventriloquist who hasn't been funny for thirty years. What next? Bros? Petula Clark? Torchy the Battery Boy?

[Broxi]

Isn't it about bloody time that these annual adverts tried to drum into people to put the right postage on their cards this year. Especially with the dimensions of some cards. There's no worse PR than when a punter thinks we've lost all their cards to their loved ones but they're setting in the DO with a yellow sticker gathering dust until they're shredded.

The last posting dates need to be mentioned as well. But I guess the campaign will be some cringe-worthy piece on how granny's so happy when she gets a card.

[moon71]

Anyone actually seen SANTA work xmas? Its a postmans joke, he aint friggin santa, we are. When he finally turns up, maybe my screw wont expect me to work 80hrs. Havent enjoyed xmas for 17 yrs, coincides with my service.

Posted by a starving Santas helper, just like Leighton, Santa aint at work this year either. Get over it, move on......

[tok1964]

maybe we should remind people to put proper addresses on their christmas cards

[L Tommo]

Iwould like to know how much it's costing R.M to hire the likes of Joan Collins,Westlife,Bill Oddie,& Keith Harris for the xmas commercial,that's probably where Crozier has been sorting out ORVILLE'S bloody contract.

I wanna see Keith Harris sticking his hand up Croziers Harris alright..... RIGHT UP!!!

Old Joanie sitting in a hide with Bill (twitcher) Oddie up to there necks in shite and nettles...

Then Westlife being dressed up as Santas little midget helpers. And then Big Al as Santa comes in on a ROYAL MAIL SLEIGH!!!

12 postman pulling him along being whipped and in chains...

NOW THATS THE PUBLICITY WE SHOULD HAVE!!!

No post or sacks of pressies for the little kiddies... Just Big Al's n lil adams sackfulls of cash!!!!£££$$$$£££$$$£££$$$$$$££££$$$$


BASTARDS!!! FECK XMAS FECK RM AND FECK JOANIE COLLINS..... FECK OFF BACK TO DALLAS.... SLAG!!!!


OUT...

OH to everyone else who never scabbed... Or who is a screw... HAVE A MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR..

PS im off to the pub...... back in 2008....

[Fluke]

The idea of paying that bunch of 'has beens' is a joke. A one time actress without a single decent film to her credit, an annoying little bird watcher from Waste of 'Time Team', a failed 'boy band', and a ventriloquist who hasn't been funny for thirty years. What next? Bros? Petula Clark? Torchy the Battery Boy?

Or Vanessa Feltz? Fat Bitch!

[terrace]

At the end of the advert they had the cheek to say it was "The People's Post Office".I thought Royal Mail regarded the Post Office as a business not a social service .Surely the Advertising Standards Authority would have something to say about that?

[Pokemon Postmon]

The idea of paying that bunch of 'has beens' is a joke. A one time actress without a single decent film to her credit....

What!? Haven't you seen her being gobbled up by giant ants in 'Empire of the Ants?!'

[norbet colon]

The idea of paying that bunch of 'has beens' is a joke. A one time actress without a single decent film to her credit, an annoying little bird watcher from Waste of 'Time Team', a failed 'boy band', and a ventriloquist who hasn't been funny for thirty years. What next? Bros? Petula Clark? Torchy the Battery Boy?

I know Collins is a right true blue Tory , they've wheeled her out a few times , that's why RM have hired these D list celebs .Surprised RM didn't try to hire lookalikes but that'd mean someone's "job" couldn't be justified .
You'd need a fish eye lens to film Vanessa Felch , loved Tommo's alternative RM advert

[pop it in pete]

Weve got two lookalikes in charge of us at the moment. To me they look like a right pair of c**ts!!!!!

[jobsworth]

Iwould like to know how much it's costing R.M to hire the likes of Joan Collins,Westlife,Bill Oddie,& Keith Harris for the xmas commercial,that's probably where Crozier has been sorting out ORVILLE'S bloody contract.

I wanna see Keith Harris sticking his hand up Croziers Harris alright..... RIGHT UP!!!

Old Joanie sitting in a hide with Bill (twitcher) Oddie up to there necks in shite and nettles...

Then Westlife being dressed up as Santas little midget helpers. And then Big Al as Santa comes in on a ROYAL MAIL SLEIGH!!!

12 postman pulling him along being whipped and in chains...

NOW THATS THE PUBLICITY WE SHOULD HAVE!!!

No post or sacks of pressies for the little kiddies... Just Big Al's n lil adams sackfulls of cash!!!!£££$$$$£££$$$£££$$$$$$££££$$$$


BASTARDS!!! FECK XMAS FECK RM AND FECK JOANIE COLLINS..... FECK OFF BACK TO DALLAS.... SLAG!!!!


OUT...

OH to everyone else who never scabbed... Or who is a screw... HAVE A MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR..

PS im off to the pub...... back in 2008....

[DGP1]

The idea of paying that bunch of 'has beens' is a joke. A one time actress without a single decent film to her credit....

What!? Haven't you seen her being gobbled up by giant ants in 'Empire of the Ants?!'

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rP7nWjgELWU


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