My favourite is standing on the doorstep, realizing that you are actually staring at the return address and knowing that in a minute you are going to have to explain to the householder why the parcel they posted yesterday has managed to make zero progress through the RM pipeline.delboy1969 wrote:
knocking on the wrong door with a parcel for someone else
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on a lighter note
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clashcityrocker
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Re: on a lighter note
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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Cedar_Room
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Re: on a lighter note
Cracking your napper on a hanging basket & hoping nobody has seen! 
“Shorts,in this weather?!”
“If they’re bills I don’t want ‘em!”
“What’s she been ordering now?”
“If they’re bills I don’t want ‘em!”
“What’s she been ordering now?”
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CPTNemoUK
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Re: on a lighter note
Done exactly that today. It hurt but I didn't rub my head till I was round the corner in case somebody was watchingCedar_Room wrote:Cracking your napper on a hanging basket & hoping nobody has seen!
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PhilPott
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Re: on a lighter note
On April 1st this year me and my van share partner did each others loops - one customer asked where the regular fella was. I maintained that I WAS the regular but could barely keep a straight face and eventually burst out laughing and explained P&L to her