"Never mind deep fried Mars Bars! I prefer deep fried lard, dipped in Golden syrup, rolled in sugar and covered with chocolate. Try it! Six or seven of those a day and you will have an arse on you like O'Rielly's bull in no time. Just like me in fact!
Posties? Hate the bastards! How come they can walk as far as they do? I'm bloody worn out just zipping up my size 48 dress. Anyway, must dash. The History Channel are making a documentary about the Arnhem landings and they're borrowing some of my outsize drawers to use as parachutes."
You're on form today IWW
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
"Never mind deep fried Mars Bars! I prefer deep fried lard, dipped in Golden syrup, rolled in sugar and covered with chocolate. Try it! Six or seven of those a day and you will have an arse on you like O'Rielly's bull in no time. Just like me in fact!
Posties? Hate the bastards! How come they can walk as far as they do? I'm bloody worn out just zipping up my size 48 dress. Anyway, must dash. The History Channel are making a documentary about the Arnhem landings and they're borrowing some of my outsize drawers to use as parachutes."
You're on form today IWW
I hate these bloody no-marks who get where they are because of friends in high places and who have no talent at all. Come to think of it, that sounds like Royal Mail managers!
The Industrial Workers of the World. The union whose members never scab!
"The working class and the employing class have nothing in common."
takeyourbreak wrote:I have never liked the women but I hate her even more now after reading her bit about us posties in the star today.
"TRUST LOST IN POSTIES" is her headline!!!
How many of us werent remotely bothered by postal strikes? Why should we be? The mail has become a lottery. Will you get a postman who can actually be arsed to read the address on the blinking letter? She goes on to say: before they contemplate another strike may I respectfully suggest they get their act toghther before we all go out and buy carrier pigeons?
takeyourbreak wrote:I have never liked the women but I hate her even more now after reading her bit about us posties in the star today.
"TRUST LOST IN POSTIES" is her headline!!!
How many of us werent remotely bothered by postal strikes? Why should we be? The mail has become a lottery. Will you get a postman who can actually be arsed to read the address on the blinking letter? She goes on to say: before they contemplate another strike may I respectfully suggest they get their act toghther before we all go out and buy carrier pigeons?
i bloody hate the talentless fat munter bitch so i have sent the folowing e mail.
Hello fatty
how dare you slag off the postal workers over the recent strikes whats the matter did someone miss deliver your weightwatchers magazine?. maybe if you looked in looked into why the postal workers are on strike before you come out utter bollocks in that downmarket rag you write for.
I suggest you spend a day on a delivery with a postal worker to see how hard they work for such little pay it's not like you have a busy career is it & it will help you lose some weight you obese cow if you was a bit slimmer Michael Kurer would not have left you
takeyourbreak wrote:I have never liked the women but I hate her even more now after reading her bit about us posties in the star today.
"TRUST LOST IN POSTIES" is her headline!!!
How many of us werent remotely bothered by postal strikes? Why should we be? The mail has become a lottery. Will you get a postman who can actually be arsed to read the address on the blinking letter? She goes on to say: before they contemplate another strike may I respectfully suggest they get their act toghther before we all go out and buy carrier pigeons?
Gives me a new idea for a game show, celeb Post Round. I would pay to see that fat mumpit carry a normal round of mail along a walk. Dont know how she would be able to do the job properly though no bike would carry that, come to think of it would one of the vans?. And you have to think of the supplies she would need if she could carry the bags, s**t she would need a trolley for her cakes and snacks.
yogibear wrote:no stranger to a fish supper i would suggest
She's writing for a comic that some of them on the loading bay here mouth the words when they are reading, but that's the pointing at aeroplanes locals in villages around here!, owned by Richard "Dirty " Desmond known for his top shelf "magazines" and "TV entertainment" like Red Hot Wives , TV X etc . Ask your managers what they are like , they are no strangers to onehanded remote control viewing.That paper is famous for it's premium rate competitions for dodgy old VW Camper Vans some have been patched up with unwanted copies of the Star , one even had a mushroom growing out of the side. Dirty Des is famous for his foul-mouthed bullying of his board and staff.
My mate used to be a conductor on the Blackpool Trams , when the BBC were filming her , she delighted in telling people she'd spent £130 on a shampoo & set , that went down well , people on the seafront must have thought the sun had gone down too as she was blocking it when she bent over.
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