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Royal Mail name change.

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It was the G.P.O. It then became Royal Mail, then Royal Mail Letters, then back to Royal Mail. It was then re-named Consignia, then back to Royal Mail. Adam Crozier and Allan Leighton have now decided a new corporate image in keeping with their 'leadership' of Royal Mail should be adopted. From October 10 2007, Royal Mail will be known as:



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The crown and Royal Mail logo will be overpainted with the above image. All CMA grades will revert to the old practice of wearing a uniform for work. This will consist of twirling dicky bow, red tights, outsize yellow overcoat with blue polkadots and size 28 puple boots. Much the same as they currently do when not on duty.
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Billy Smarts must be shitting himself from the competition!!!
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Re: Royal Mail name change.

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IWW Fellow Worker wrote:It was the G.P.O. It then became Royal Mail, then Royal Mail Letters, then back to Royal Mail. It was then re-named Consignia, then back to Royal Mail. Adam Crozier and Allan Leighton have now decided a new corporate image in keeping with their 'leadership' of Royal Mail should be adopted. From October 10 2007, Royal Mail will be known as:



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The crown and Royal Mail logo will be overpainted with the above image. All CMA grades will revert to the old practice of wearing a uniform for work. This will consist of twirling dicky bow, red tights, outsize yellow overcoat with blue polkadots and size 28 puple boots. Much the same as they currently do when not on duty.
Thats to weak for this companies name, it should be Bollocks,bullshit and no idea Inc.
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doorstep it wrote:Billy Smarts must be shitting himself from the competition!!!
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They are in town at the mo, i wil pop down and see if they can give any advice

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Re: Royal Mail name change.

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jobsworth wrote:
IWW Fellow Worker wrote:It was the G.P.O. It then became Royal Mail, then Royal Mail Letters, then back to Royal Mail. It was then re-named Consignia, then back to Royal Mail. Adam Crozier and Allan Leighton have now decided a new corporate image in keeping with their 'leadership' of Royal Mail should be adopted. From October 10 2007, Royal Mail will be known as:



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The crown and Royal Mail logo will be overpainted with the above image. All CMA grades will revert to the old practice of wearing a uniform for work. This will consist of twirling dicky bow, red tights, outsize yellow overcoat with blue polkadots and size 28 puple boots. Much the same as they currently do when not on duty.
Thats to weak for this companies name, it should be Bollocks,bullshit and no idea Inc.
Or Stan-n-Deliver
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Customers will be getting custard pies instead of mailsort!!
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Fcuk me Billy Smarts will have to modernise in order to meet the demands of competition.

The Gov will set up a regulator called clowncom to ensure that the established and successful Billy Smarts gets shafted.
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Post by bizz »

Haha..... When delivering specials we would get card signed and then proceed to throw a bucket of tinsle over the customer ( not delivering any mail though )......

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Transit van arrives with mis-sorts and out piles 60 crazy clowns tripping over each other and honking of bright
red noses!! Leighton and Crozier driving transit of course!!!
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and here is a publicity shot of our two glorious leaders wearing the new street wise uniforms including traditional face paint
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out on collections

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Maybe we should all attend here for a crash course


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