Ridiculous customer complaints.

[sharky55]

Woman asked me not to walk on her gravel drive as it makes the dog bark!!

[TrueBlueTerrier]

"You'll wake the dead" when I knock the door loud enough to be heard.

Then the next time you knock at the same address, quietly, the man of the house complains because he couldn't hear you.

[deristrong]

Get off my lawn! When does 3 square feet of unattended grass and weed become "lawn"?

[deristrong]

Got a yellow 1st complaint card which said, "Please ensure mail for 15 The Court, Wilson Street is not delivered to 15 Wilson Street". I couldn't be arsed to point out it's the exact same place.

[bluenose48]

very heavy day work wise so was late getting out pissing down with rain
gets to last bag push letters though door and out comes women
your late
yes bad day
do you know i have had to phone taxi because of you
why
so i can get to post office to cash my giro before it shuts (weds) so i can get my money out to go and play bingo

[woodpecker]

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[saddlerposty]

Get off my lawn! When does 3 square feet of unattended grass and weed become "lawn"?

a woman complained because I walked across what I thought was building material for a job being done ( sand gravel some old rope and wood) turns out to be a "themed garden" whats the theme I asked "old shite" ? " no you philistine its a castaway beach...... lmfao.

[Sidley]

Lady complained this week that she came home to find a parcel on her kitchen table,
she was very angry that the postie had entered her house to put it there.
When asked, the postie had handed it to the decorator who was working in her house at the time!

Mystic Sidley sees more travel on the horizon for this Lady, as she'll be picking up her parcels from the depot from now on.

Had one today, punter in a block of flats I deliver too bends my ear about me letting the door slam. It's a controlled/buzzer/fob entry job but the door closer thing is really slow and when it eventually nears closing the magnetic lock seals it with a bang. By this time I'm two floors up and it does indeed make a hell of a bang. Hardly my fault, but he won't have it, I offered to wedge it open but that doesn't meet his security standards. I'm off that walk soon so he can lump it unless he gets the council to alter the closing time on the security hinge thingie.

[minx]

Hi posties,
Here are a few ridiculous cust complaints
1my postman is harassing me, how? He delivers my letters same time every day and he flicks my letterbox
2there is a strange man coming up my drive,he has just delivered my letters ? What was he wearing ? he had on a royal mail uniform on ,my reply yep that,ll be the postie to which cust says well I don't know him
3postie has just rung the bell,and now my babies are crying,the dogs are barking, cats run off and postie had the audacity to ask me to sign for my parcel.
I love the way the instant we leave ap739 cust is instantly disabled,not mobile ,got babies etc etc etc
And last one is postman has stolen my cat he was here but disappeared after postman came
Hope you enjoy them posties love customer services
How about a forum on the names and abuse we get,bet I'd win that one xxxxxx

[Sidley]

Get off my lawn! When does 3 square feet of unattended grass and weed become "lawn"?

a woman complained because I walked across what I thought was building material for a job being done ( sand gravel some old rope and wood) turns out to be a "themed garden" whats the theme I asked "old shite" ? " no you philistine its a castaway beach...... lmfao.

There's one of those on my walk, it looks like the someone's had a fire on the beach and kicked the remains about. All it needs is a dead gull, and an empty drum of diesel.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Get off my lawn! When does 3 square feet of unattended grass and weed become "lawn"?

a woman complained because I walked across what I thought was building material for a job being done ( sand gravel some old rope and wood) turns out to be a "themed garden" whats the theme I asked "old shite" ? " no you philistine its a castaway beach...... lmfao.

There's one of those on my walk, it looks like the someone's had a fire on the beach and kicked the remains about. All it needs is a dead gull and an empty drum of diesel.

I've got something similar on my walk, but the old fridge and car on bricks does not really enhance the beach look, the dead seagull and dog turds do though.

[Stormproof]

We had a woman ring into the office the other week complaining about a parcel she had ordered that had'nt turned up that day. Turned out she ordered the parcel at 9am that morning and by 11 she had an email saying that it had been dispatched so by 1pm she decided to phone and find out where it was and why it had'nt been delivered.

[UnhappyGremlin]

Had a customer complain once that I had delivered a Special nearly a week late, and they would be reporting me, for delaying their mail.
They wouldn't accept/couldn't understand that I couldn't deliver it the previous week, as the sender had only posted it the day before.

Then there was a guy who moaned when I knocked on his door at 7am (oh the good old days) with a special, as it was his only chance of a lie in.
And asked if, in the future, I could knock after 10am, but before he went out......

[tasam]

Sender complained that special was attempted to be delivered at 8:50. "I didn't pay for 9am guarantee so why did you deliver it early? The person it was sent to was taking kids to school"
Even managers laughed - customer complains about being too efficient.

[derpderp]

Hi posties,
Here are a few ridiculous cust complaints
1my postman is harassing me, how? He delivers my letters same time every day and he flicks my letterbox
2there is a strange man coming up my drive,he has just delivered my letters ? What was he wearing ? he had on a royal mail uniform on ,my reply yep that,ll be the postie to which cust says well I don't know him
3postie has just rung the bell,and now my babies are crying,the dogs are barking, cats run off and postie had the audacity to ask me to sign for my parcel.
I love the way the instant we leave ap739 cust is instantly disabled,not mobile ,got babies etc etc etc
And last one is postman has stolen my cat he was here but disappeared after postman came
Hope you enjoy them posties love customer services
How about a forum on the names and abuse we get,bet I'd win that one xxxxxx