Any poets out there?

[elisabeth]

If anyone's written any poetry about their work as a postie or as part of Royal Mail, I'd love to hear it.

[fishtank]

The Postman who delivered her letter
Just won't keep his eyes of her sweater
When he tried to pursue
A breakfast or two.
Her husband said run boy,you better.

[Lounge Lizard]

There lived in the swamp an alligator named Sue.
She was so hungry she didn't know what to do.
She snapped at a log.
She snapped at the dog.
Then the postman, poor Sue, boo hoo.

[Pinky 1]

When I leave for work each morning
Every single day starts bad
I'm confronted with our postman
Man, he really makes me mad

You see, our Postman is a w****r
He's a self-indulgent git
The prick's the smuggest man on Earth
He really thinks he's it

He walks around, all smug-faced
Like he's just won piles of money
He's always making wise-cracks and
He thinks he's really funny

One day I'll surprise him
I'll jump out on him without warning
Then I'll slap him on the knackers
He won't expect THAT in the morning

DrewThompson.

[POSTMAN]

Probably not what you wanted but funny all the same...
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