A message from Old Street

[bigal]

Nar then, you all know me – I don’t give you no bullshine and that’s a straight up fact.
So I thought as how that I would put you straight on a few of the facts about this here strike action what you bunch of shistering mailsort mongers are putting us through at the minute.
I tell it like what it is I always have. I started off flogging chocky bars up and down the country and then around the world so I know a bit of hard graft when I see it – just you try offloading a lorry full Mars bars to an Arab in the middle of the desert if you don’t believe me. After that I run a chain of grocers shops – big ones they were. Anyway I soon off loaded that little lot on a bunch of thicko Yanks who couldn’t have found their arses with the help of a sat nav system and wet week round Adam’s house.
So I’ve got standards to keep up – horses to feed, yachts to fill up with fuel, Bentleys and Rollers to keep on the road – all that sort of malarkey.
So I bleedin well need my bonuses. And you bunch are going to cost me some of my bunts if you don’t get back to work double sharp. It’s all right for you – you’ve only got bikes to look after and little houses- you’d have a bleedin heart attack if you knew what my heating bill is I can tell you and that’s only the start of it.
That little s**t Adam has been sobbing his heart out over it all – now, I grant you that’s funny, never could stand that little pile of vomit – round here we call him Archie Andrews cause he looks just like that little wooden dummy only he’s not as bright..
So the message is start getting the crap through letter boxes again as quick as you like – I need the dosh.

[disheartened]

Sorry sir......did'nt realise you had such a lot to pay for.......i'll just get me coat & Hi Viz and nip in to my office right away.......beg ya pardon sir........please forgive all sir

[Albethere]

Any chance of an extra bowl of soup sir?

Your humble servant - Oliver Twist!

[nelson]

Sir
Your letter brings tears to my eyes. The least I can do is send you my wages this week, to feed the horses. Sorry its only 1 days pay, but some robbing barstard has caused the rest to be taken.

Nelson

[bigal]

Here he is - old wooden head.Bet you can't see my lips move when he talks!

[k979aaa]

And i thouht slavery was abolished i will not take alan leighton seriously till he leave's his ivory tower,the two parasite's at the top have bled this once great sevice dry.!

[TrueBlueTerrier]

I shall start walking my 18 mile walk straight away Sir, but if you could see your way to giving us all a sleeping bag each the flexibility proposal would be even better for the business if I slept at my frame.

Yours Grovelling

[nelson]

TBT Do you not know there are 24 hours in a day so I will book the extra hours for when you are busy, hope you don't mind and thats not bullshite

Allan

[POSTMAN]

Message board to be disbanded Allan sir,don't want these naughty Posties moaning about you.