Worst x'mas tip you have ever had?

[dav1524]

One middle-aged lady on my walk had a stunningly fit 22-year old daughter. The daughter gave me an afternoon of wild sex, which was all rather nice, if somewhat unexpected, and a pound coin. She told me later she'd asked her Mum what Xmas tip to give me, and was told, 'F@ck him, give him a quid'

If that is your worst tip,i would like to know what your best tip




(joking)

[vigilante]

Bag of apples from their own orchard, windfalls, from October. Lovely.

Year before that one bottle of crappy pale beer.

Without seeming ungrateful, don't bother??!

[CharlesSpooner]

A lot of people moaning about only getting a quid or two. Imagine if every call on your round was that generous

My worst - some self styled hard nut saying "I've got a tip for ya postie, get my giro delivered early tomorrow!".

I may have accidentally missorted it the following day.