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This job ruined my life
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Pokermon
- Posts: 106
- Joined: 03 Nov 2011, 19:34
- Gender: Male
This job ruined my life
brb have grown to hate the job I once loved
brb my knees are in worse shape than someone three times my age
brb I was fit and healthy to begin with but my body got used to the job so now I am fatter than ever
brb have no energy after four plus hours walking the streets to go to a gym to lose the fat
brb farmers arms tan
brb found a grey hair the other day
brb stressed from the bullshit in the office before going out on a duty
brb get home from work and literally get in bed because my limbs are in agony
brb management are imbeciles
brb they never listen, discuss, it is simply their way or the highway
brb five door to doors
brb more packets
brb feels like Christmas
brb thought had a "safe" job, now have no idea about the future
brb can't get another job with this as my most recent history, but who were transferable skills
brb get crap for not going in an hour before my start time
brb always last back
brb get treated like crap because of it
brb customers have no respect for us, apart from a few elderly customers
brb weather is going to get crap soon
brb cold
brb wet
brb miserable
brb not seen my mates in ages because always working on Saturdays
brb they think I ride a bike for half and hour and deliver one street of houses so don't understand no matter how many times I explain
brb even if managed to get done early on a Saturday just want to put my feet up and watch bloody x factor
brb knackered
brb do you want to do a row on overtime
brb f**k off
brb my knees are in worse shape than someone three times my age
brb I was fit and healthy to begin with but my body got used to the job so now I am fatter than ever
brb have no energy after four plus hours walking the streets to go to a gym to lose the fat
brb farmers arms tan
brb found a grey hair the other day
brb stressed from the bullshit in the office before going out on a duty
brb get home from work and literally get in bed because my limbs are in agony
brb management are imbeciles
brb they never listen, discuss, it is simply their way or the highway
brb five door to doors
brb more packets
brb feels like Christmas
brb thought had a "safe" job, now have no idea about the future
brb can't get another job with this as my most recent history, but who were transferable skills
brb get crap for not going in an hour before my start time
brb always last back
brb get treated like crap because of it
brb customers have no respect for us, apart from a few elderly customers
brb weather is going to get crap soon
brb cold
brb wet
brb miserable
brb not seen my mates in ages because always working on Saturdays
brb they think I ride a bike for half and hour and deliver one street of houses so don't understand no matter how many times I explain
brb even if managed to get done early on a Saturday just want to put my feet up and watch bloody x factor
brb knackered
brb do you want to do a row on overtime
brb f**k off
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fishtank
- Posts: 19732
- Joined: 28 Sep 2007, 17:22
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
f**k sake you're a cheery bunch tonight. 
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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Bahia Feliz
- Posts: 1169
- Joined: 22 Sep 2008, 21:04
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
What does brb mean?
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Pokermon
- Posts: 106
- Joined: 03 Nov 2011, 19:34
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
brb my battery for my pda is flat and the charger in the van doesn't work
brb just stood in dog s**t
brb hiviz makes me look like a moron
brb customers never in and neighbours now refusing to take their parcels
brb another idiot with the dog off the lead jumping up at me
brb they look at me like an alien when I ask them to please control their dog
brb customers never have their keys ready then open the door and a dog jumps out
brb my fingers are dry and cracked
brb same crap music in the office before going out
brb I think I am going insane.
brb just stood in dog s**t
brb hiviz makes me look like a moron
brb customers never in and neighbours now refusing to take their parcels
brb another idiot with the dog off the lead jumping up at me
brb they look at me like an alien when I ask them to please control their dog
brb customers never have their keys ready then open the door and a dog jumps out
brb my fingers are dry and cracked
brb same crap music in the office before going out
brb I think I am going insane.
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Pokermon
- Posts: 106
- Joined: 03 Nov 2011, 19:34
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
brb brbBahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
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Shambles
- MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 25 Jul 2013, 21:30
- Gender: Female
- Location: Tree house
Re: This job ruined my life
lmao@Pokermon, you should write comedy...hilarious, because it's so true 
I have No Friends,
Or Enemies....
Only Teachers.
Or Enemies....
Only Teachers.
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RTP
- Posts: 863
- Joined: 22 Apr 2011, 14:24
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
https://www.google.co.uk/Bahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
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RoyalSlave69
- Posts: 74
- Joined: 11 Feb 2013, 16:33
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
Please write more brb's. So funny. This needs to be on the letters page of the Courier.
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pants123
Re: This job ruined my life
Pokermon wrote:brb have grown to hate the job I once loved
brb my knees are in worse shape than someone three times my age
brb I was fit and healthy to begin with but my body got used to the job so now I am fatter than ever
brb have no energy after four plus hours walking the streets to go to a gym to lose the fat
brb farmers arms tan
brb found a grey hair the other day
brb stressed from the bullshit in the office before going out on a duty
brb get home from work and literally get in bed because my limbs are in agony
brb management are imbeciles
brb they never listen, discuss, it is simply their way or the highway
brb five door to doors
brb more packets
brb feels like Christmas
brb thought had a "safe" job, now have no idea about the future
brb can't get another job with this as my most recent history, but who were transferable skills
brb get crap for not going in an hour before my start time
brb always last back
brb get treated like crap because of it
brb customers have no respect for us, apart from a few elderly customers
brb weather is going to get crap soon
brb cold
brb wet
brb miserable
brb not seen my mates in ages because always working on Saturdays
brb they think I ride a bike for half and hour and deliver one street of houses so don't understand no matter how many times I explain
brb even if managed to get done early on a Saturday just want to put my feet up and watch bloody x factor
brb knackered
brb do you want to do a row on overtime
brb f**k off
yep, sums up exactly on how i feel... so i'm not the only one then...
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NewPostieUK
- Posts: 2104
- Joined: 06 Jan 2008, 21:38
- Gender: Male
- Location: SickAsAChipLand
Re: This job ruined my life
Be Right Back? I still don't get it.RTP wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/Bahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
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post_bitch
- Posts: 913
- Joined: 25 Jun 2010, 14:52
- Gender: Female
Re: This job ruined my life
Last edited by post_bitch on 10 Oct 2013, 00:30, edited 1 time in total.
clean and original ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Chelseablue
- Posts: 2222
- Joined: 19 Aug 2013, 14:33
- Gender: Female
Re: This job ruined my life
I remember sex,,,,,,,used to like that thing
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Lounge Lizard
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 9458
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 21:54
Re: This job ruined my life
or Birmingham Royal Ballet ?NewPostieUK wrote:Be Right Back? I still don't get it.RTP wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/Bahia Feliz wrote:What does brb mean?
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2pints
- Posts: 286
- Joined: 28 Feb 2013, 16:46
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
Im still waiting for you to post the part that explains how its "ruined your life"?? You have just typed a page of niggles.
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Brain Fury
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 664
- Joined: 07 Apr 2011, 18:03
- Gender: Male
Re: This job ruined my life
Why would you need to go to a gym to lose weight if you're spending 4 hours a day walking the streets? That's a lot more exercise than most people get. Perhaps you're eating the wrong things?