What is your managers favourate phrase/quote?

[Billy Ray]

no matter what you ask its the same old answer, if I could I would but I cant lol.

[ruralpost]

"if you don't like it, the door's not there to keep you in"

"you're getting conduct"

[chooch]

'Well, that's what the computer says' - ie. all rounds are even.. wtf

and 'We'll have to see about that..' F*cksn*rt

and anything else that requires a scripted reply

[goldy]

Shape up or ship out .

[Beaker54]

Royal Mail pays you to work 39 hours is our clueless DOMs favourite line if you get back before your finish time we have to ask him if there is any more work needs doing....he has always gone usually to a phantom meeting

[UnhappyGremlin]

Royal Mail pays you to work 39 hours is our clueless DOMs favourite line if you get back before your finish time we have to ask him if there is any more work needs doing....he has always gone usually to a phantom meeting

Funny that. The DOM in our office 'never finishes early', but is often attending meetings 2 or 3 hours before their finishing time, sometimes 6 days a week.

[Thorby Bislam]

"My door is always open."
closely followed by ...
"I can't deal with that, you sort it out."
closely followed by ...
"You did WHAT?"

[splatterfaces]

"That would be an ecumenical matter".

[postypie]

That's a difficult one.....get back to you in a minute

[tasam]

You've got plenty of time to do that.

[bongo_fury]

Mine always says "I don't know".

[lovehunter]

Why can you not complete??? Such n such done it

[k979aaa]

My managers must have the script writers of a Dickensian novel about them as I ask for more took of me MORE!

[MOSCOW FYLER]

"we'll sort something out"

[RetroJunkie]

Your not up to business standards, that's the standards and that's that, there not my standards but the standards of the hierarchy.

We have to justify that spend, but don't cut off because that's even worse.

Like we talked about the STANDARDS!