What is your managers favourate phrase/quote?

[k979aaa]

It will take only 20 mins

Think of the amount a prostitute can earn in that time!. Time is money as they say.

[UnhappyGremlin]

File a grievance, nothing will come of it.

[robbertwhitton]

My manager's favourite quotes are as follows - the round is fine, it just needs tweaking, stranded costs, happy day's , you should know, you were at the meeting and last but not least, it's a model week (bless him)

[Wednesday]

WE have a problem today!

[robbertwhitton]

have a good day(as he walks out the office to go to his other office at 630)! more trainners ? have they worn out already?,will I get head hunted as to how well the revision went?mmmmm(best leave the pin in that one )

[Shambles]

Your Welfare is of my Uppermost concern

[topdogbite]

Our linos best ever was "If you f**k me I will f**k you"

[itllnottouchyou]

Our linos best ever was "If you f**k me I will f**k you"

He sounds like a right w£&ker!!!

[bigcol]

Me: I've left two loops.
Him: That's half a walk!

[BingBong]

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[crazyshrew]

"please" "thankyou" and "it must be my turn to bring in the cupcakes soon"

Seriously! we must be getting our 6 months with the only good manager in the county at the moment.

However he does ruin it with "LAPSING'S READY!!!!"

[paulblues111]

Don't forget the flex......................@/$# the flex !

[k979aaa]

Me: I've left two loops.
Him: That's half a walk!

That is a standard response as they have to do it. A common bullshiting tactic to make you feel bad I say fu(kem.

[loverman shabba]

i'd probably be able to post a few on here if the managers spent more time inside the office rather than goin outside for a fag every 5 minutes

[loverman shabba]

new DOM. im not here to cut hours to save money and get a promotion......week after anyone who is working their day off has to come in an hour later and get 6 hours 48 instead of 7.48 and someone else will prep the duty. one of the sorters which we never have enough of in the 1st place.