Where is leighton

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 05 Oct 2007, 17:14

Where is alan leighton, was leeds united playing in the conference last night or what. :lfo

Post by **Lounge Lizard** » 05 Oct 2007, 17:46

Perhaps he has realised the error of his ways and joined the strike but is too shy or embarrised to admit it.

hotshot · Post by **hotshot** » 05 Oct 2007, 18:16

Who care's where he is perhaps he is looking for a new job
as there does not seem to be a future for him and his side
kick Dozier fcuk em :lfo :cfo

cruisey · Post by **cruisey** » 05 Oct 2007, 18:24

I heard he was at home, adding the word FAILURE to his CV

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 05 Oct 2007, 18:33

just herd go for job interview at debenhams!,he is very efficent with his time at r/m , mabey he should have had sc(special leave) if he could arrange it with his boss gordon blue. :lfo

dididw · Post by **dididw** » 05 Oct 2007, 18:50

He's on the planet Mars looking for Uranus !!!

Post by **moon71** » 05 Oct 2007, 18:52

POSTMAN EDIT:NONE OF THAT PLEASE!

prowler · Post by **prowler** » 05 Oct 2007, 19:02

k979aaa wrote:just herd go for job interview at debenhams!,he is very efficent with his time at r/m , mabey he should have had sc(special leave) if he could arrange it with his boss gordon blue. :lfo

I think you mean Tony Brown.

G4GYJ · Post by **G4GYJ** » 05 Oct 2007, 22:31

I've heard he is looking for another govenment job where he can set his own targets for achieving a million pound bonus. The money grabing TWAT. Oh, by the way thats no BULLSHIT.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » 06 Oct 2007, 09:20

moon71 wrote:POSTMAN EDIT:NONE OF THAT PLEASE!

POSTMAN EDIT:

hmtkeren · Post by **hmtkeren** » 06 Oct 2007, 19:49

i hear hes having a word with richard branson, trying to get a few pointers but could not get past the look after your staff bit.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 06 Oct 2007, 19:56

The only staff he care's about is the one he hoist's the(I AM A GOD AND I AM GREAT) flag on! :lfo

G4GYJ · Post by **G4GYJ** » 07 Oct 2007, 10:25

hmtkeren wrote:i hear hes having a word with richard branson, trying to get a few pointers but could not get past the look after your staff bit.

Laurel and Hardy will never care about the hard working people they are trying to shaft. They have not got no feelings they are gutless and hide behind closed doors. Lets see one of them bloated fat cats come down from their ivory tower and try there hand at a real persons job. Bet they would not have the stamina to stand for 4 hours at a sorting frame and then push 10 bags of mail around for another 4. Worthless excuses for human beings. Come judgement day they will rot in HELL for having NO compassion except for lining their own pockets. :lfo :cfo

Militant Jack · Post by **Militant Jack** » 07 Oct 2007, 10:42

dididw wrote:He's on the planet Mars looking for Uranus !!!

He`s found his anus its called Crozier.

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 07 Oct 2007, 10:45

According to Google Maps he does get around a bit

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=leighto ... GL_enGB239

Leighton, Crewe
Leighton, Cambridgeshire
Leighton, Welshpool, Powys
Leighton, Shrewsbury
Leighton, AL, USA
Leighton, Colbert, AL, USA
Leighton, Frome, Somerset
Leighton, IA, USA
Leighton, Mahaska, IA, USA
Leighton, Ripon, North Yorkshire
Leighton, Peterborough
Leighton SA, Australia

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