What is your managers favourate phrase/quote?

[monkeymutha]

My door is always open

[loverman shabba]

I think I have heard all of these in my office haha. These poor managers are just brainwashed with utter bullshit

[Altrider]

"Sorry, who are you?''

[mandelsons_toenail]

Were in this together

[Howard]

"My door is always open"

"be fair with me and I`ll be fair with you"

"According to the figures"

"I think its achievable"

"We`ll be having a different conversation in the morning"

"Have you signed........"

"Mails down "

"Model week"

"We are where we are "

Same as every office I guess,tbh I think the DOMs are as badly treated as us(I know I get grief for that)..it comes from above fellas.

Lapsing

[Body Beyond Repair]

It will take only 20 mins

[royalmailslave]

We've got one line manager who ...as bad as Wayne Rooney say Ermmmmm.....this fools catchphrase is "to be honest with ya"

A RM manager/line manager and the word honesty do not go hand in hand

[bunkerland]

"Listen up folks,due to unforseen circumstances.........."

This always relates to extra lapsing and usually takes place five minutes after the phones rings at about 630.

[mandelsons_toenail]

[El-Bandito]

I have only rejected 3 days in leiu in the last year, oh and of course you can have Saturday off. Let me check, eh! That's not happening!!! is my favourite, with his chest puffed out,the lovely manager that he is ¿ Management are poor postpersons that cannot handle being a postie!! More indians less chiefs. End of discussion.

[Acca Dacca]

''Your day offs Tuesday''

[rockmanrock]

' Ale and Mail don't mix'

A classic hungover shout

[sareknees]

I,m free

[Sidley]

Your boss is Mr Humphries?

[llcoolh]

When it comes to my budget I am not approachable!!