What is your managers favourate phrase/quote?

[monkeymutha]

"I cannot give you suncream because you might have an allergic reaction"

[donein]

ours is Leave it with me, then no I don,t remember saying that

[claretandblue]

leave it with me, il see what I can do, its on it way, quick fixes.

[joesmyth912]

sure think of the extra money

[CABANA83]

'What do you mean you can't complete?'

'Swings and roundabouts'

'Ive done that job and its doable' yeah ten years ago before the revision

'Guesstimate'

'We are swamped and I need everyone puting in extra effort, the harder you work the sooner you are out' as he stands there sipping his coffee

'Less talking, more sorting' or 'Face the frame!' As him and is managr buddies compare coffee

[old-postie]

Answer the last one with "GRACE RELIEF" and sod off for ten minutes.

[old-postie]

Back when I was a young postie, the phrase was quality of service.

Then it became Completion

Now it's work all the hours your paid

Heard the first un from the DIM recently
He'd no idea why I couldn't stop giggling

[postiemids]

Well below model week.

like that one

[Sidley]

Ahm gan forra tab
2 sausage rolls please
Ahm away oot
Ahm off hyem now

[thechemisyshop]

its not lapsing , its absorbtion
when i was delivering !!(20 years ago )
mails down !!
of course those figures are correct
sign this H&S directive to say you will comply ,, and no it wont make you late

[yarbles]

"I've brought you in here to challenge your underperformance"

translation:- I'm annoyed you're actually using your trolley and coming back much later than the runners

[Acca Dacca]

''thats fine bring bags back but it'll be a different conversation we'll be having in the morning''

[mandelsons_toenail]

'What do you mean you can't complete?'

'Swings and roundabouts'

'Ive done that job and its doable' yeah ten years ago before the revision

'Guesstimate'

'We are swamped and I need everyone puting in extra effort, the harder you work the sooner you are out' as he stands there sipping his coffee

'Less talking, more sorting' or 'Face the frame!' As him and is managr buddies compare coffee

Sounds like my office

[scoobydo79]

"Your union agreed it and Youve had the money"

[paulsmd]

Swings and Roundabouts.