wiganpostie wrote:when you are on the same duty for a long time you get to know the frame intimately, like a beautiful woman you met on holiday who followed you back to your hotel room to show you her tanlines.
Who then ties you to the bed and steals your wallet...or was that just me?
Where was that? I do like the idea of the tying up and there's never anything in my wallet so it'd be pretty slim pickins'
wiganpostie wrote:when you are on the same duty for a long time you get to know the frame intimately, like a beautiful woman you met on holiday who followed you back to your hotel room to show you her tanlines.
Who then ties you to the bed and steals your wallet...or was that just me?
Unfortunately I've never been on a holiday where that happened..although, once, my landlady at a Blackpool B&B ran up to my bedroom to kill some crawling insects. The poor misguided lady never let me finish my sentence, though, as I only managed to get the words 'fancy coming upstairs for some cock-' before she was upstairs like a shot
wiganpostie wrote:Unfortunately I've never been on a holiday where that happened..although, once, my landlady at a Blackpool B&B ran up to my bedroom to kill some crawling insects. The poor misguided lady never let me finish my sentence, though, as I only managed to get the words 'fancy coming upstairs for some cock-' before she was upstairs like a shot
Not crabs I hope - I hear they're pretty prolific in Blackpool B&Bs
