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10 ways to get finished early...

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fishtank wrote:28. Set fire to every house on your delivery.
Arthur ???
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29. Deliver a made up printed letter to all houses with long drives stating they will get a £50 rebate once they've installed mail boxes at the end of their drives.

(They must be top loaders that get get a 6" deep packet in at least too)
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
fishtank wrote:28. Set fire to every house on your delivery.
Arthur ???
Askey?
Conan Doyle?
King..?
Give me a clue here teebs. :nervous
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Harris
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Harris
Bomber would have helped.
It's been a long day.
Three shops burned down on my duty in three weeks a couple of years ago,every one on my day off.
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30.Move to London. :nervous Image
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Accidentally run over Masood on your day off, then sweet talk the Eastend DOM into getting that tasty little round
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POSTMAN wrote:30.Move to London. :nervous Image
Tut Tut
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

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leave everyone mail at the bottom of the flats or say you couldn't get in and take it back
say there was a dog running lose on the street and bring the whole road back
get customers to deliver the mail for you
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

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Take all Door to Doors out on same day - Bin Day !

Deliver mail to every other house cutting job calls in half (1&3 in 1, 5&7 in 7 etc)
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

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anTi wrote:
celerycelery wrote:20. Go out in your own car and meet your park and loop partner at first delivery point then take all your bags and do it from your own car.
Naughty naughty...surely this doesn't happen :hmmmm
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