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10 ways to get finished early...

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UnhappyGremlin
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by UnhappyGremlin »

Don't bother. Work till your time and go home. Whether or not your workload for the day has been completed.
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jw1234
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by jw1234 »

A few more tips:

1) Fake injury, get easier (And shorter) Round.
2) Leave deads for reg postie.
3) Leave mail on the stairs in flats
4) Write out dockets for customers you know wont be in.
5) Dont use trolly on PnL
6) Drive like Hamilton
7) Music in, ignore old people


With all these short cuts you could probably half your round time :cool
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bensonhedge
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by bensonhedge »

jw1234 wrote:A few more tips:

1) Fake injury, get easier (And shorter) Round.
2) Leave deads for reg postie.
3) Leave mail on the stairs in flats
4) Write out dockets for customers you know wont be in.
5) Dont use trolly on PnL
6) Drive like Hamilton
7) Music in, ignore old people


With all these short cuts you could probably half your round time :cool
hey we should be partners...you do the packets while i have a smoko :dance
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celerycelery
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by celerycelery »

20. Go out in your own car and meet your park and loop partner at first delivery point then take all your bags and do it from your own car.
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anTi
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by anTi »

celerycelery wrote:20. Go out in your own car and meet your park and loop partner at first delivery point then take all your bags and do it from your own car.
Naughty naughty...surely this doesn't happen :hmmmm
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ratchet
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by ratchet »

21. When doing collections during the day - scan the barcode, but leave the mail in the postbox for the numpty who does the evening collection :dance


PS I am the numpty who does the evening collection :evil/mad
I am no longer a number :-)
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clashcityrocker
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by clashcityrocker »

23. Don't do any redirections.
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fishtank
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

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22. Steal the best position on the loading bay from the early starts.
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clashcityrocker
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by clashcityrocker »

24. Put all your trays of flats into a york destined for a hospital or university.
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

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25. Attempt to park the 25th vehicle into a parking area for 17 and not move any out. Ignoring the parking flow plan. :left: :left: :left:
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fishtank
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by fishtank »

25. Sneak your last bag into the back of a rural van.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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fishtank
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by fishtank »

26. Put all your D2D into that abandoned shop/house on your duty.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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clashcityrocker
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by clashcityrocker »

27. Set fire to the DO during the night.
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DB1100
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by DB1100 »

fishtank wrote:26. Put all your D2D into that abandoned shop/house on your duty.
Better than that,get a york full of empty trays in the yard ,make sure there are no incriminating stickers on the york then distribute your d2d in the empty trays leaving the top one of each stack empty,job done.I have never done this before himaggen gets all wet and starts quoting things to me.
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fishtank
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Re: 10 ways to get finished early...

Post by fishtank »

28. Set fire to every house on your delivery.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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