Infectious householders!!

[Izzy]

When prepping D2D I usually find myself licking the tips of my fingertips every now n then. Have often wondered how many germs I have introduced to hundreds of homes over the years. Also before PDAs we used to give our biros to customers for signing. I used to keep mine in my right hand trouser pocket......along with my tissue, mobile etc.

[pinstripe]

P.S are there any jobs going with RMCHAT police ?

Sure - just talk sense and you're in.

RMCHAT Police!!!

Don't they have to guard the 'naughty room'?

What are they doing here?

Who the hell is watching DGP? He could be loose!

[clashcityrocker]

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello.
What's being discussed in this thread?

Do any of you deliver to Lesby Avenue?

[fishtank]

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello.
What's being discussed in this thread?

Do any of you deliver to Lesby Avenue?

Are you from the 1950's officer?

[fishtank]

I prefer the 1970's RMC Police.
We're The Sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner.
Get yer trousers on, you're nicked.
...and we take bribes.

[clashcityrocker]

The 1950s were a lot more innocent though.
A copper could give you a clip round the ear and remove your belt and shoelaces.

The 70s was when the rot started to set in. Armed blags became commonplace and Sus/SPG caused inner city strife.
Being macho was more important than community policing.

[DGP1]

I'm not too sure what SPG had to do with the rot setting in..........he was just a hamster

[dvbuk55]

Just where do you keep your rubber truncheon DGP...............is it really a truncheon?

[clashcityrocker]

I'm not too sure what SPG had to do with the rot setting in..........he was just a hamster

I can't believe you have posted a picture of a rodent.
Have you any idea what diseases it might be carrying?

[dvbuk55]

I'm not too sure what SPG had to do with the rot setting in..........he was just a hamster

I can't believe you have posted a picture of a rodent.
Have you any idea what diseases it might be carrying?

Calm down, calm down, it's not real - although exactly what DGP has been doing with it...........it looks a bit raggedy round the nether regions.

[stokes11eg]

I once caught warts from a customer!

[Stella102]

if someone is quite clearly ill, then swiftly walk away and report the household as hazardous.

[dvbuk55]

I once caught warts from a customer!

Now then stokesy, we're talking about deliveries here

[stokes11eg]

I once caught warts from a customer!

Now then stokesy, we're talking about deliveries here

My hand was covered--just because I gave this man my pen.

[dvbuk55]

I once caught warts from a customer!

Now then stokesy, we're talking about deliveries here

My hand was covered--just because I gave this man my pen.

OK we believe you, thousands wouldn't