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L Tommo
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Other side of coin..

Post by L Tommo »

I think im gonna stick it in my bunny rabbits cage..

Might as well make good use off the lovely type material its made of... WIPE CLEAN... And our bonuses...


Put shite on top of more shite!!!I say!!! Just where it belongs!!


out :crazy:
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Post by POSTMAN »

Just poppin in to say I-P,top class again :Very Happy :Applause
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Spedley
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Post by Spedley »

I can't believe you all actually read it. Mine went straight into the bin.
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Senior Service
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Post by Senior Service »

In our WTL this morning we had to watch a video promoting the shares, a real video nasty with a shock at the end to scare you - yes you know who popped up sporting a very nice sun tan.

Ive heard of robbing Peter to pay Paul this is all about robbing us to pay - well i think you can guess.

And before any one says hey they may pay us money, at the end of the day they are taking thousands of us (and i mean thousands) and may give us back a few hundred pounds!

Now let me think incentive or not

NOT!!!!
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postie28
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Post by postie28 »

we should have re-directed all our certificates to andrex. they'll find a good use for them.
:lfo :cfo
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jafferpants
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Post by jafferpants »

IWW Fellow Worker wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:What share certificate (mine must have got lost in the post) :crazy: :crazy: Image
It will be with Crozier's birth certificate.
RE CROZIRE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE. under the heading of farther's name it say's SOME SOLDIER. :funneh :funneh
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norbet colon
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Is Squeaky Adam illegitimate ?

Post by norbet colon »

jafferpants wrote:
IWW Fellow Worker wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:What share certificate (mine must have got lost in the post) :crazy: :crazy: Image
It will be with Crozier's birth certificate.
RE CROZIRE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE. under the heading of farther's name it say's SOME SOLDIER. :funneh :funneh
not a merceniary soldier?
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Si67
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Display your shares certificate

Post by Si67 »

Ohhhhh Stephen that is just awsome!!! Real sweet!!
Join ya on the LINE!!
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andy2007
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I wish!

Post by andy2007 »

BELIAL wrote:Can the shareholders call an EGM and vote off the executive board :Very Happy
Unfortunatley "CollegueShares are not real shares". :roll: Does this mean that RM can save millions, by paying :lfo :cfo in Monopoly money? :nana :wink:

Still, at least they are recycling. :funneh They intended issuing these, on 17 May, but we saw it as the worthless ploy that it is back then too. Do they think that we were born yesterday? :crazy: :roll:
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jafferpants
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Post by jafferpants »

For a company that keeps whinging that it has no money it's amazing how it seems to find some for scams like the "shares". how much did it cost to get the fancy brochure that came with the certificate, printed and sent out to all rm worker's.
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Leyton Crozier
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Joined: 29 Jul 2007, 18:35

Phantom shares

Post by Leyton Crozier »

Don't know what the matter is with you lot :roll: We got phantom shares ( now that's diversity for you ) why don't we push ahead with phantom pay rises, phantom holiday entitlements, etc? We can have any pay rise we like and have 3 months off a year. We've already got phantom sick-leave :crazy: Gonna get my share certificate out of the shredder. :cfo :lfo
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BELIAL
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Post by BELIAL »

Phantom - insubstantial thing , visual fallacy, ghost, anamorphosis , distortion , illusion , deception, mirage ,pretence , chimera , vacuity , void , hollowness , emptiness , shadow , dream ,vapour , mist , fools paradise , pipedream , nominal , paper , fictitious , mythical , token ,blank , characterless , superficial.

Just a few meanings, does seem to indicate the contempt in which we are held?
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DGP1
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Post by DGP1 »

If I could have this phantom I'd settle for it
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Leyton Crozier
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Post by Leyton Crozier »

No problem. You can get two of those when you sell your shares :funneh
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

I believe you so much I have put a deposit on this car:

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Rolls Royce Phantom IV

The Queen of England's very own car
has been recreated by Rextoy.
A weighty model and worth it's £32.95 price tag.

using the shares should only take me 10 years to pay for it.
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