good old nagging customers

loanheadmadpostie · Post by **loanheadmadpostie** » 24 Sep 2007, 19:34

you got to LOVE them, everyday, just to get on ur tits, thats there mission in life
weather it b shut my gate, ur late, the 1 with the crasy dog (it wont bit, even tho its foaming at he mouth) its no for me(even tho it has presant occupier on it) OR my faviorte , my mails wet (when u look like a drownd rat, everything soaked throught).

so please us this space to put ur stories of ur nagging customers, the ones u just want to punch, or just hit, with ur heavy mail bag.

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somerset · Post by **somerset** » 24 Sep 2007, 19:47

my favs are = Postie didn't get any post yesterday? "What do you me to do write you a letter?" And the best ever is " It's alright he won't bite you" " OHHH he has never done that before"

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 24 Sep 2007, 19:53

I'm lucky, most of my customers are like Arthur Askey reincarnated, oh how I verrily roll down the street with laughter on a daily basis, with that
all-time favourite quip, "where's me giro, postie, ha,ha,ha,ha", ringing in my ears, I just never tire of hearing it almost every day.

somerset · Post by **somerset** » 24 Sep 2007, 19:58

" If it's bills you can take it back"

"No it's not bills it's yours" Every bloody day

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:00

People who don't come to the door for a packet/recorded/special but will chase after you wanting it later

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:03

People who can't understand that PRINT & SIGN YOUR NAME at number whatever means that not sign your name anywhere you feel like

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:13

bertie wrote:People who insist on telling you what's in their packets. Oh, lovely that'll be my Â£100,000 diamond necklace.

Shame they dont tell ya when its there,,, IE "ITS ONLY MY NEW COLOSTOMY BAG TURNED UP.. I WAS FULL RIGHT UP AS WELL, TA POSTIE."

Now that would make me larf!!

OR "ITS ONLY MY 12" VIBRATOR, POSTIE. CHEERS." BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

SAME OLD SHITE.. DAY IN DAY OUT!! GAWD BLESS EM ALL..!!!

I loved my old customers.. Joe public can be as funny as feck and then the worst people on earth!!

OUT

loanheadmadpostie · Post by **loanheadmadpostie** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:14

lol

keep them coming....

the old giro, happy days. you sould of tried sayin it not there, and just look at there faces. its always makes me giggle. it did piss me of when they used to get a taxi to the PO to cash it...

i once told a nagging old cow "shut my gate" even tho i wasnt in her garden (used to shut it if i was in), it happend alot. 1 day i lost it with her and shuted "im going to f**king cable tie ur f**king gate shut, (followed by a bit more bleeps). her neighbour still talks about it to this day, sayin it was the funnist thing he has ever seen.

mailman71 · Post by **mailman71** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:25

the one that pisses me off is when some smart dick says being a postie is better than walking the streets , they think this is funny idiots

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:32

How about the berks with letter boxes the size of a sparrow's snatch, and on the bottom of the door?

BERK: Does my post have to be scrunched up every day?

POSTMAN DIRTY: Errrrrm, yes. You have a letter box the size of a sparrow's snatch, who do you think I am, Ali Bongo ?

meweavy · Post by **meweavy** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:33

i remember 1 time,when i had just delivered to a block of flats,i was 100 yards down the road when this woman lent out of her flat window shouting me back..

so i walked 100 yards back to the flat,all the way to the top floor where she was,as sson as i got there she handed me this letter and told me"this letter is for next door mate"..

also what really gets on my tits is when they dont bother putting thier dogs in another room when you have a packet/special and they trying to sign for this special and trying to stop the dog from trying to tear youre leg off...

and it always seems to be old women that do this..it aint rocket science,put the dog in the other room.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:37

The people who shout Oi! or who whistle at you like a dog and expect you to come running

meweavy · Post by **meweavy** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:41

the people who moan about getting door to doors,as if you want to deliver them anyway.
or see the news and decide to have a go at the posties about how s**t the company is,as if its youre fault we are run by absolute c***s.

pickaname · Post by **pickaname** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:49

"Any mail for me postie?"

erm...who the f*** are you then?

max_gain · Post by **max_gain** » 24 Sep 2007, 20:53

The twats that moan at me because they will now be getting their mail even later than mid-day. Like its my fault. Like I even give a shiyt anymore.

I now advise them to tell their MP, the QUEEN, local DOM, and finally MR Cretin head crozier and Mr lamen-brain Leighton. Then usually just walk off laughing at them them.

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