Generals s**t Chat.

[dohnut]

More excellent posts from the general, but haven't you heard of the courtesy whistle? Or take some headphones in with you. That said , there are some animals in our place who leave deposits on the seat! Gone off me tea now

Some of the seats in our place have come off the hinges lol, Some of the people who work at our place have difficulty walking and breathing at the same time were do they get these people??.

[Straight4ward]

wont even enter a shithouse unless all three traps are vacant, can t do it. And if im in one and somebody else comes in, i freeze like a myotonic goat

Who would have guessed it, General Mannerheim was anally retentive?
I can't find any mention in the Wiki entry.

[General Mannerheim]

Tell you what...a few weeks ago there was the biggest and longest turd i ever saw floating around the loo in our office

Ok how did you manage to get the DOM down there?

Also.

We got the lad responsible for it too....and he is the skinniest lad in our office!

How did you manage this....DNA testing,, Have your Say Questionnaire? Or did your canteen have a run on Corn that day?

[postypie]

Tell you what...a few weeks ago there was the biggest and longest turd i ever saw floating around the loo in our office

Ok how did you manage to get the DOM down there?

Also.

We got the lad responsible for it too....and he is the skinniest lad in our office!

How did you manage this....DNA testing,, Have your Say Questionnaire? Or did your canteen have a run on Corn that day?

No s**t mate...the lad owned up to the terrific turd when word got round.....something to be proud of i think...perhaps a new sport for the Olympics?

[wookie]

Some of the seats in our place have come off the hinges lol

Some of our seats in the toilet are broken too, it is where 'some' staff prefer the standing then crouching position, the seats just can't take the weight. You always know when it hasn't gone well when you see the result on the actual seat. If that isn't bad enough you always get some dirty animal who insists on picking his nose and wiping it on the wall. And while i'm in a moany mood, another pet hate are the people who stand over the basin and clean out their sinuses, all over the taps and mirror.

[DGP1]

I really can't believe some people behave like animals..............although, I never go so I don't know what the actual state of our toilets are (I can only go in my own ).

[P13]

I really can't believe some people behave like animals..............although, I never go so I don't know what the actual state of our toilets are (I can only go in my own ).

Are you shitbreak from American Pie

[DGP1]

I really can't believe some people behave like animals..............although, I never go so I don't know what the actual state of our toilets are (I can only go in my own ).

Are you shitbreak from American Pie

Not to sound too old and out of it but............who???

[P13]

I really can't believe some people behave like animals..............although, I never go so I don't know what the actual state of our toilets are (I can only go in my own ).

Are you shitbreak from American Pie

Not to sound too old and out of it but............who???

One of the characters in American Pie couldn't sit down on any public toilets and had to run home at break time to get a s**t, hence the nickname shitbreak

[TrueBlueTerrier]

[DGP1]

Never having seen American Pie (and never going to) I never knew and yes, I just wait until I get home............much better that way

[General Mannerheim]

Never having seen American Pie (and never going to) I never knew and yes, I just wait until I get home............much better that way

You must be walking like the Tin Man from Wizard Of Oz or C-3PO sometimes?

[clashcityrocker]

I've got bestbathrooms.com as the ad at the bottom of the page.

[DGP1]

Never having seen American Pie (and never going to) I never knew and yes, I just wait until I get home............much better that way

You must be walking like the Tin Man from Wizard Of Oz or C-3PO sometimes?

Nope, just great control

[dvbuk55]

Never having seen American Pie (and never going to) I never knew and yes, I just wait until I get home............much better that way

You must be walking like the Tin Man from Wizard Of Oz or C-3PO sometimes?

Nope, just great control

Rumour has it .............................

As for never having seen American Pie...................where on earth would you get the idea with Moms apple pie...........still one of the funniest scenes ever.