Colleague Share Plan

ulster postie · Post by **ulster postie** » 21 Sep 2007, 15:16

GOT MINE TODAY ALSO, THOUGHT THE BEST PART WAS (QUOTE ) THE COLLEAGUE SHARES ARE NOT REAL SHARES, REALY

:cfo :lfo

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 21 Sep 2007, 15:32

Cookie wrote:
What a waste of cash printing off these fancy certificates and booklets explaining the thing...

And still they lie about being too cash strapped to afford their "people" a fair and decent pay rise.

And still they lie about not being able to afford to pay for managerial cock-ups in the past, such as not paying their "people's" pension contributions for
10 years, and how their "people" will have to stump up the cash themselves.

And stil they lie, and lie, and lie, and lie.....................

stevie247 · Post by **stevie247** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:03

Heard dave ward on the radio yesterday saying that RM took a 17 YEAR PENSION HOLIDAY but we've got to fund the deficit......frellin legalized theft.

norbet colon · Post by **norbet colon** » 21 Sep 2007, 16:07

Cookie wrote:Anybody else got these packs through today?

I thought this one was dead and buried?

What a waste of cash printing off these fancy certificates and booklets explaining the thing...

The Emperor's new clothes from the jumped up Mars Bar Salesman , must think we still believe in Santa Claus

dididw · Post by **dididw** » 21 Sep 2007, 19:48

ripped mine up this morning in front of the staff, they pissed themselves laughing while I rammed it in the bin in front of the DUM.

max_gain · Post by **max_gain** » 21 Sep 2007, 20:08

Shame we dont all return to sender.

That would make a point.

deadbox · Post by **deadbox** » 21 Sep 2007, 20:13

We should all send a letter to RM HQ containing the same amount in monopoly money within it .......Call it RM employee's FCUK OFF PLAN

dongash · Post by **dongash** » 21 Sep 2007, 20:16

mine is in the dead letter box, within 10 mins of receipt!!! everyone should r.t.s this shite!!! regards dongash opg macclesfield proud to be one of the 77% :lfo :cfo :lfo :cfo :lfo

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 25 Sep 2007, 15:18

About as useful as this:

norbet colon · Post by **norbet colon** » 25 Sep 2007, 15:29

IWW Fellow Worker wrote:About as useful as this:

must think we're all simple !, shouldn't he be in Dad's Army re-runs as the spiv?

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 25 Sep 2007, 17:22

linkinpark wrote:
norbet colon wrote:
IWW Fellow Worker wrote:About as useful as this:

must think we're all simple !, shouldn't he be in Dad's Army re-runs as the spiv?
Hey guys do you mind i love Monopoly. Just love to see the Mrs throw it against the wall.

Our new Monopoly does'nt have cash, you have to charge a credit card up............Think I will send :cfo :lfo one, how much will they get for working part-time?

norbet colon · Post by **norbet colon** » 26 Sep 2007, 10:47

Pity it can't be arranged to have these "packages " sent back surcharged with a Yellow Sticker . Patronizing Prat "Give them shares and fool them into thinking they've involvement and you can pay them less". That would be a good book title. As he said in one of his many self promoting interviews , " I haven't one original thought in my head"

jalor_uk · Post by **jalor_uk** » 30 Sep 2007, 08:47

I think you are all wrong, it is fantastic letter. You are all missing the benifits that it offers.
Mine is under the dogs water bowl and it stops the floor getting wet. I have not fallen over in ages..priceless...

ROYALMAILCHAT

Colleague Share Plan

Re: Colleague Share Plan

Re: Colleague Share Plan

MONOPOLY

shite shares

Trust me I'm Honest Al

Re: Trust me I'm Honest Al

Royal Mail sending Unsolicited Junk Mail to it's own staff