strangest thing a customer has said to you?

[DGP1]

I was in the supermarket in my civvies on my day off when one of my customers who works on the checkout announced at the top of her voice..."I haven't seen you with your clothes on before".

I had that too, in front of my wife

[dvbuk55]

I was in the supermarket in my civvies on my day off when one of my customers who works on the checkout announced at the top of her voice..."I haven't seen you with your clothes on before".

I suppose that is one explanation but I'm sure there are others or I could make some up I suppose

[dvbuk55]

I was in the supermarket in my civvies on my day off when one of my customers who works on the checkout announced at the top of her voice..."I haven't seen you with your clothes on before".

I had that too, in front of my wife

Yes - not quite the same DG - I think ft was referring to his postmans uniform, whereas the lady you met was referring to the dirty mac with the trousers consisting of the legs only tied to the knees.

[justdeno]

I was offered if I was hot, that I could use HIS shower whenever, perv

[saddlerposty]

i was in uniform at a fiiling station early one morning when the chap at the next pump says" oh good a postie, i'll bet you'll know" " erm know what " i asked rather puzzled " how do i get to norwich" " NORWICH ! THIS f******* WALSALL HOW BIG DO YOU THINK MY ROUND IS ?

[Almighty1]

"if thats a bill you can keep it"

How many times a day do we hear this or something similar. What makes things worse is the customer thinks they are coming out with something original and we have to do the artificual laugh.

i know it makes me feel unwell when they say things you hear constantly day in and day out!

[Almighty1]

Come on guys what do you reply to the every day customer jokes and moans?

Customer "if they're bills post them next door"
Me "Lucky i had this girdle on today or my side would have split open from the hilarity of your joke"

Customer "have you got my lottery win"
Me: "sorry no, i miss-posted it like I do all your mail every day"

Customer "your late today!!"
Me: "Yeah, CU Next Tuesday"

[briantwigley]

If one more person tells me if its a bill I can keep it I will scream.

Also 'Cold today isn't it'

Or I saw you coming so I came out.

[Almighty1]

What about,
Customer: "I haven't had a letter all week and then a load of them turn up!"
ME: No, it's Monday and there not letters they're leaflets"

Customer: "you keep miss-delivering my mail, I'm waiting for a very important Dr's note, my passport, my bank statement"
Me: "don't forget the insurance settlement cheque"

How i've still got a job i don't know?

[TheCobra]

'Morning'.... at 2 in the afternoon.

[TheCobra]

'Have you got any elastic bands?' - little shitty kids on the housing estate I used to deliver on, EVERY day during school holidays about 5 different sets of kids, got VERY tedious.

[Almighty1]

I was offered if I was hot, that I could use HIS shower whenever, perv

I've got a customer that comes to the door in leather trousers with chains hanging from them, he's about 50yo and when he opens the door it reminds me of Buffalos Bills house in the silence of the lambs, I keep thinking his gonna hit me with a taser gun and feed me to his pet poodle Precious !

[Almighty1]

'Morning'.... at 2 in the afternoon.

yeah, but don't you say morning knowing full well it's the afternoon to wined them up?

[Almighty1]

i was in uniform at a fiiling station early one morning when the chap at the next pump says" oh good a postie, i'll bet you'll know" " erm know what " i asked rather puzzled " how do i get to norwich" " NORWICH ! THIS f******* WALSALL HOW BIG DO YOU THINK MY ROUND IS ?

PMSL!!!

[DGP1]

If one more person tells me if its a bill I can keep it I will scream.

Also 'Cold today isn't it'

Or I saw you coming so I came out.

Stop masturbating on his doorstep then