Photo id

Post by **POSTMAN** » 21 Sep 2007, 17:25

frankie wrote:It'll be chip and pin the postie next, and slap a f***ing great tattoo on your ar*e!!!!!

Speak for yourself,mine would be a small tattoo!

Post by **rhino49** » 21 Sep 2007, 17:29

POSTMAN wrote:
frankie wrote:It'll be chip and pin the postie next, and slap a f***ing great tattoo on your ar*e!!!!!
Speak for yourself,mine would be a small tattoo!

Might I suggest "if you can read this - you're too f***ing close"

Carla · Post by **Carla** » 21 Sep 2007, 17:46

frankie wrote:It'll be chip and pin the postie next, and slap a f***ing great tattoo on your ar*e!!!!!

Don't give them two ideas :cfo :lfo we will soon have a bar code on our arses next

nelson · Post by **nelson** » 21 Sep 2007, 18:11

lol thanks for the replies. Not to sure they were the ones I expected. Maybe I was taking it all to seriously so will have mine done.

ray of sunshine · Post by **ray of sunshine** » 21 Sep 2007, 22:16

We had our photo ids 3 months ago.My customers kept saying we know your name,but like the photo.
you can have a choice, either have one side showing your face and full name or the other side, which just has your first name.
i chose the 2rd option as 2 many customers were smirking at the photo and kids were getting frighted by the photo

i like the idea of putting postman pat over the photo!

dont want to put microchips in the id, managerment might find out i drink 2 much tea and talk too much on my walk!!!!!!

hehhehhehehhehhehehehheh

Carla · Post by **Carla** » 21 Sep 2007, 22:24

God they will be using satellite to check where you are next

ray of sunshine · Post by **ray of sunshine** » 21 Sep 2007, 22:27

Will leave it in the mens public toilets on my walk if they start tracking me, and retreve it after 4 hrs!!!!

dont want them knowing my tea drinking drops!!!!!!

hehehhehehhehehee

Carla · Post by **Carla** » 21 Sep 2007, 22:30

Great idea though but what if they went looking for you when they need you only to find you in the bog

ray of sunshine · Post by **ray of sunshine** » 21 Sep 2007, 22:34

The only time they come looking is to SPY on me on what time i get finished........
nice to play hide and seek now and agan

they might find the car, but thats all the will see

hehhehhehehehhehhehe

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 21 Sep 2007, 22:36

ray of sunshine wrote:The only time they come looking is to SPY on me on what time i get finished........
nice to play hide and seek now and agan
they might find the car, but thats all the will see
hehhehhehehehhehhehe

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 22 Sep 2007, 00:36

Won't need ID if they ankle tag us all

Carla · Post by **Carla** » 22 Sep 2007, 09:06

Well time to tag them two f***faces a message of good bye and f**k off :cfo :lfo

Post by **Zorro** » 22 Sep 2007, 09:17

We have had photo ID`s for quite a while now, they are used for:

Scraping the ice from your car windscreen

Open paint tin lids

Draw pictures in sand

Flick food

Substitute for a spoon

Letter opener (*note* for your own personal mail)

Clearing stones and muck off the bottom of your shoes

and something about swiping against an electronic door key fob to pop the door open.

**Also Note** they are reversable with your nickname or a name of your choosing on one side.

Carla · Post by **Carla** » 22 Sep 2007, 09:41

Rather have the old brass badge to photo id anyday

HootyMacBoob · Post by **HootyMacBoob** » 22 Sep 2007, 10:03

Carla wrote:Rather have the old brass badge to photo id anyday

Suppose it depends on your mugshot carla you know how bad those passport photos can come out.

ROYALMAILCHAT

Photo id

2 SCAREY FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

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