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1. The dogs that bite you "haven't done that before".

2. The smaller the letterbox the more mail they get.

3. If the householder didn't hear you knock or ring the bell - you didn't and its your fault. (I hate it when this happens).



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Post by tommymac »

4. Managers can B&H but Postmen can't. :roll:
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Post by bogues2009 »

when u take ur weatherjacket then it will not rain, when u forget it,then it will certainly rain during ur delivery.. :roll:
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Have to agree with 4 200%

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When you pre write out your 739's they are always in when you don't they are out :d'oh!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Post by johno47 »

If you take out a special because they are always in, then you can guess that this day they arent.
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In responce to tommymac..

Post by L Tommo »

Yeh your right ... BUT we can hide and shoot em from the grassy knowle...

LEFTA BIT RIGHT A BIT,,, MMMM BREATH SLOWLY AND SQUEEZE N BANG!!! NEXT!!!

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DONT LET THE BULLYING BASTARDS GRIND US DOWN...... :no no :no no :no no :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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5 SHI? HAPPENS WATCH WHER YOU ARE WALKING
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Post by POSTMAN »

Why is it the last time lock button you press is always the only one to answer. :d'oh!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

POSTMAN wrote:Why is it the last time lock button you press is always the only one to answer. :d'oh!
You deliver to my flats don't you Postman - he gets me on my day off and then keeps on pressing others even though he knows I'll be in.Image
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Post by POSTMAN »

Why is it everybody seems to think you know where everywhere is and if you can't help they give you a look like 'well you are the f***ing Postman'
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Post by st postie »

q excuse me postie why are my letters wet threw

a just hang on a minute mate i will have a word with him upstairs and ask him if he will turn the f***ing shower off

or sorry mate i know im quite agile for 40 but i cant dodge the rain anymore

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Post by ade@cambs »

Oh are you emptying the box.........no i'm filling it up for tomorrow.

Can i just stick this in your sack....... :shock:
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Post by POSTMAN »

"Any Giros Postie!" :d'oh! If i had a pound...........
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

or got any letters for me...... why would I be walking down your path if I didn't. Image
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Post by POSTMAN »

They say it AFTER you've walked pass them an all and you're 2 doors down :d'oh!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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