Payment received this Friday

[jerseyspice]

respect!
and yes, a big need!
oh well, whilst we're all depressed with our hassles, it's nice to know that someone out there is kind enough to entertain us for free! thank you jimmyy!

[TrueBlueTerrier]

No need for that.

Even that reply is funny

Your offended by my laughing at an in joke, but make no comment on what I was laughing at.

Either your moral compass needs attention as evidenced by previous posts, or, as I suspect, your'e not here to debate and discuss which would make you a Troll. Hopefully you will now become a serious contributor and prove me wrong in my suspicions.

[Verging]

Bellend's long lost cousin?

[ennabee]

I've been working as a personal advisor to the bord of Angard but find I've only been paid £6.08 ph rather than the £20,000 per week plus annual bonus of £750,000 I was promised.

When I contacted Angard they said the vast majority of Assistants to the Directorship have been paid on time and in full, and I now owe THEM money, as I was given a £3,500,000 voucher to cash at the Post Office.

On my payslip my balance is minus £3,499,250.01

What should I do?

[john0745]

I've been working as a personal advisor to the bord of Angard but find I've only been paid £6.08 ph rather than the £20,000 per week plus annual bonus of £750,000 I was promised.

When I contacted Angard they said the vast majority of Assistants to the Directorship have been paid on time and in full, and I now owe THEM money, as I was given a £3,500,000 voucher to cash at the Post Office.

On my payslip my balance is minus £3,499,250.01

What should I do?

Now the above quote is actualy more beleivable than jimmyy's

[Jimmyy]

Going down to the Sorting office tomorrow - the manager is gonna show me around, health and safety law, heavy lifting etc. I received the contract in the post, so it looks all good.

PHG means "postman higher grade". I asked my dad last night. He thinks I should wait a few years first before I apply for it. Oh well, least he has confidence in me in the first place.

He told me the only thing he hated about the job was the mountains of penny post he had to deliver. Can anyone tell me what pennypost is and why he maybe hated it?

thanks again guys!
chat soon
J

[fishtank]

Don't want to burst your bubble Jimmy but PHG disappeared as a grade years ago.
We are now all very ordinary postal grade...even those who work in the priority services locker.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

[Britvic55]

Comedy hour again! I have to admit that I can still laugh at this ***t, even though AnGreed still owe me money, but I've nearly got most of it now, a payslip would make it a bit easier working things out. I have to agree with Verging, that some of Bellend/Moron etc's cousins are still at large in the community. Shouldn't they be back in the safe house now? Deluded people. Even I can remember PHGs but didn't they get rid of them in the nineties, to save money?

[Jimmyy]

Small update guys.

Really enjoying the job so far, however I did read some nasty graffiti in the toilet about me while i was having a poo. saying I only got the job cos I swallowed the managers load. I think this is disgusting and have reported it.

Despite that its great. The round is very heavy (except Tuesdays) and it's a council estate, but it's still ok. Lots of people staring at me wondering why that postman is so young. I was told I looked like "12" at the frames this morning.

The lady in the Canteen does a cracking fry-up too. yum yum.

Back in tomorrow at 6 and my PHG course starts next year.

Onwards and up!
J

[TrueBlueTerrier]

1. Angard is not the UK equivalent of An Post

2. There is no such thing as a PHG course, or even a Managers course.

3. At a Sorting Office and doing a Delivery

4. Heavy on a council estate..

5. and you used frames in the wrong context.

1/10 Must try harder when trolling.

[mazza111]

Lol Just read through most of this post, best laugh I've had in a while

[Britvic55]

[quote="Jimmyy"]Small update guys.

Really enjoying the job so far, however I did read some nasty graffiti in the toilet about me while i was having a poo. saying I only got the job cos I swallowed the managers load. I think this is disgusting and have reported it.

Despite that its great.

I think it's ****ing hysterical! Nearly wet myself laughing again!

Oh & what did you spend your bonus on?!

Now I've been paid, & yes got the bonus, I'm off to the Caribbean!

PS. If I worked at your depot, I would have been the person who wrote that on the loo wall!!!

[Jimmyy]

I try and contribute towards the forum and just get ridiculed.

At work I can take it, but not here.

Off for a small beer I think

I'll update soon.

J

[Britvic55]

I try and contribute towards the forum and just get ridiculed.

At work I can take it, but not here.

Off for a small beer I think

I'll update soon.

J

Only a small one?!

PS As you only look 12, don't forget your ID!