Let's be honest now, we're not using our real names so cards on the table...
Who has taken up a chance of a sexual encounter with a customer? My first today, late forties, husband works abroad, body of a 20 year old.
Had to get letter signed for, she answered the door in her dressing gown and invites me in for a cuppa. Ahead of schedule so I though why not. Makes it clear what she wanted, but like the dutiful carrier of the post I am, told her I'd be back when finished. Have just left her house now to go home and shower/change for work.
So lets open this up. Shagged a customer???????????
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L Tommo
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Feck a housewife!!!
Well if that was me i would scrub my old chap and stick a cotton bud down the ol Japs eye with detol on it and clench me teeth!! 
That bird must of had half the street and the dustman,gas, leccy, CON,LABOUR,LIB/DEM,GREEN,BNP,RAVIN LOON, AND THE FREE SEX FOR ALL . Party candidates.. MMMMMMM nice!!! Na good luck to ya docketman.. Hope you got her on S/A rate??? Just beware she aint a BUNNIE BOILER????
Or her old man aint a nasty bastard who is doing a stretch for Murdering her last boyfriend???? Or it will be the last DELIVERY u make sunshine
OUT
LUCKY FECKER!!!
ps bet she had a body of a 80y/o and a snatch the size of a horses collar! If so call me next time!!! I like a bit of dusting out a old antique!!!
That bird must of had half the street and the dustman,gas, leccy, CON,LABOUR,LIB/DEM,GREEN,BNP,RAVIN LOON, AND THE FREE SEX FOR ALL . Party candidates.. MMMMMMM nice!!! Na good luck to ya docketman.. Hope you got her on S/A rate??? Just beware she aint a BUNNIE BOILER????
Or her old man aint a nasty bastard who is doing a stretch for Murdering her last boyfriend???? Or it will be the last DELIVERY u make sunshine
OUT
LUCKY FECKER!!!
ps bet she had a body of a 80y/o and a snatch the size of a horses collar! If so call me next time!!! I like a bit of dusting out a old antique!!!
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POSTMAN
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That's just bollox.
It aint fair 
the amount of times i've.......................I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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johnnyp
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ON THE PULL
Had one of my customers give me the come on today as it goes ,she was going on about how nice my legs are in my shorts. 
shes a west indian woman of about 65 ,control yourself love im not that sort of boy.
shes a west indian woman of about 65 ,control yourself love im not that sort of boy.-
TrueBlueTerrier
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Before I joined this happy band of over paid and underworked postman I had a woman who asked me if I wanted to see her pussy - apparently it was in her bedroom. 
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theargyspy
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Only happened to me once in 22 years...must have been around 18 years ago delivering a village over Xmas pressure,was freezing my nadgers off
a woman opened the door when she could see i was struggling to push a packet through the letterbox,she had arms full of clothes in her hands,wasn't
bad looking a bit over weight ( i don't mind them built on the slightly bigger side) in her mid 30s i would guess asked me if i fancied a coffee,only really went in to try and get
warm for a while and get circulation back in my hands,sat on kitchen chair drinking coffee and making small talk while she loaded washing machine,
suddenly she walked over,got on her knees in front of me,unzipped me.... u can guess the next bit,when she had finished I thanked her (for the coffee)
and left....rest of that delivery was a complete blur...never saw her again but i did say morning to her husband the next day as he scraped snow off his car
a woman opened the door when she could see i was struggling to push a packet through the letterbox,she had arms full of clothes in her hands,wasn't
bad looking a bit over weight ( i don't mind them built on the slightly bigger side) in her mid 30s i would guess asked me if i fancied a coffee,only really went in to try and get
warm for a while and get circulation back in my hands,sat on kitchen chair drinking coffee and making small talk while she loaded washing machine,
suddenly she walked over,got on her knees in front of me,unzipped me.... u can guess the next bit,when she had finished I thanked her (for the coffee)
and left....rest of that delivery was a complete blur...never saw her again but i did say morning to her husband the next day as he scraped snow off his car
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POSTMAN
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That was handy.
What,she washed ya pants!!!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Carnoustie
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POSTMAN
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@HHI Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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L Tommo
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THAT WERNT HER OLD MAN ARGY !!!
Ive got it on good authority that that Woman/geezer Lives on there own.. So Did Her/his Stubble give ya a rash?
"LOVE YA LOOOOONG TIME ARGY BOY." " $5 SUCKY SUCKY $10 SUCKY FUCKY.."
"LOVE YA LOOOOONG TIME ARGY BOY." " $5 SUCKY SUCKY $10 SUCKY FUCKY.."
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........
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Sorry bout this!!
Apparently we're 'The new Milkmen' as they are a dieing breed.......
But nobodys had my cream yet..............
But nobodys had my cream yet..............
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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