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Tman out of a job?
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POSTMAN
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Tman out of a job?
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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Straight4ward
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Re: Tman out of a job?
Nah, he'll probably have to spend his time repairing the widgets, when they fail.
p.s. love the terminology - Focused Improvement team, one of the pillars of World Class Mail
I mean you wouldn't be much use as an "Unfocused" member of an improvement team, now would you?
- - and if the "Focused Improvement Team is one of the "pillars" of World Class Mail what are the other ones, while we're at it?
p.s. love the terminology - Focused Improvement team, one of the pillars of World Class Mail
I mean you wouldn't be much use as an "Unfocused" member of an improvement team, now would you?
- - and if the "Focused Improvement Team is one of the "pillars" of World Class Mail what are the other ones, while we're at it?
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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fishtank
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Re: Tman out of a job?
Safety i think is one.
Now i'm struggling.
Now i'm struggling.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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hubbahubba
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Re: Tman out of a job?
Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe? 
same as it ever was...
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Tman
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Re: Tman out of a job?
I'm all for it, Postie old chap.
For every operator like the one mentioned, there's a hundred who'll put the widget on backwards, or snap the end off, or get bored and wander off, or forget to do it, etc etc which ensures there's always loads of remedial work on. Why do you think TPM never got past the "pretty coloured pictures" stage?
To quote the old saying, you can make things bomb-proof, acid-proof even cockroach proof, but nothing yet has ever defeated Mr Operator when there's nausing-up to be done.
Anyway, if they had that much nous, surely they wouldn't be standing machine-minding for eight hours a day...
For every operator like the one mentioned, there's a hundred who'll put the widget on backwards, or snap the end off, or get bored and wander off, or forget to do it, etc etc which ensures there's always loads of remedial work on. Why do you think TPM never got past the "pretty coloured pictures" stage?
To quote the old saying, you can make things bomb-proof, acid-proof even cockroach proof, but nothing yet has ever defeated Mr Operator when there's nausing-up to be done.
Anyway, if they had that much nous, surely they wouldn't be standing machine-minding for eight hours a day...
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hubbahubba
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Re: Tman out of a job?
As opposed to sitting in a engineers hidey-hole reading the paper/sleeping/watching tv/having another cuppa or slice of toast(please delete as applicable.....Tman wrote:I'm all for it, Postie old chap.
For every operator like the one mentioned, there's a hundred who'll put the widget on backwards, or snap the end off, or get bored and wander off, or forget to do it, etc etc which ensures there's always loads of remedial work on. Why do you think TPM never got past the "pretty coloured pictures" stage?
To quote the old saying, you can make things bomb-proof, acid-proof even cockroach proof, but nothing yet has ever defeated Mr Operator when there's nausing-up to be done.
Anyway, if they had that much nous, surely they wouldn't be standing machine-minding for eight hours a day...
same as it ever was...
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Re: Tman out of a job?
Safety - To eliminate accidentsStraight4ward wrote:- - and if the "Focused Improvement Team is one of the "pillars" of World Class Mail what are the other ones, while we're at it?
Quality Control/Customer Satisfaction - To achieve zero defects and satisfy customers fully
Cost Deployment - To identify where the problems are from the viewpoint of cost
Focused Improvement - To create know-how and reduce cost
Autonomous Maintenance - To capture symptoms of machine breakdowns before it takes place
Workplace Organisation - To improve layout, provide better visibility, minimise material handling and shorten lead time
Professional Maintenance - To achieve zero breakdowns with maintenance team
Logistics - To syncronise sorting with mail collection transportation and delivery as perfectly as possible
Environment - To make a respectable existence for the community
People Development - To educate, train and nurture people
Straight from the local propaganda we have sitting around our MC
methinks they just used google translate for converting it from japanese
Anyway, what is that thing? A modular diverter? How the hell do you get that thing to sit still while the machine is running, when it'll have 'fletters' ramming against it for the entire day
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blue1873
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Re: Tman out of a job?
Instead of being on the shopfloor "Actively Seeking Work "hubbahubba wrote:As opposed to sitting in a engineers hidey-hole reading the paper/sleeping/watching tv/having another cuppa or slice of toast(please delete as applicable.....Tman wrote:I'm all for it, Postie old chap.
For every operator like the one mentioned, there's a hundred who'll put the widget on backwards, or snap the end off, or get bored and wander off, or forget to do it, etc etc which ensures there's always loads of remedial work on. Why do you think TPM never got past the "pretty coloured pictures" stage?
To quote the old saying, you can make things bomb-proof, acid-proof even cockroach proof, but nothing yet has ever defeated Mr Operator when there's nausing-up to be done.
Anyway, if they had that much nous, surely they wouldn't be standing machine-minding for eight hours a day...
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as we are continually told to do when things get slow.
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Lounge Lizard
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Re: Tman out of a job?
We need an elastic band repairer here.hubbahubba wrote:Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe?
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Re: Tman out of a job?
If you can keep this very quiet...................we got a box of brown bands this week.......oh what luxury they are, holding the mail together and not breaking at the slightest stretch (and if you can keep it very quiet from the elastic band monitor - they are probably going to do me for weeks).Lounge Lizard wrote:We need an elastic band repairer here.hubbahubba wrote:Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe?![]()
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I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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fishtank
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Re: Tman out of a job?
We've had them for two months.DGP1 wrote: If you can keep this very quiet...................we got a box of brown bands this week.......oh what luxury they are, holding the mail together and not breaking at the slightest stretch (and if you can keep it very quiet from the elastic band monitor - they are probably going to do me for weeks).
Red bands are so last year.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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Lounge Lizard
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Re: Tman out of a job?
Yes, brown bands are better camouflaged on the pavement so we don't get blamed for dropping them.fishtank wrote:We've had them for two months.DGP1 wrote: If you can keep this very quiet...................we got a box of brown bands this week.......oh what luxury they are, holding the mail together and not breaking at the slightest stretch (and if you can keep it very quiet from the elastic band monitor - they are probably going to do me for weeks).
Red bands are so last year.
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blue1873
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Re: Tman out of a job?
GMC has an elastic band recovery point (you could'nt make this up)Lounge Lizard wrote:We need an elastic band repairer here.hubbahubba wrote:Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe?![]()
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It apparently comes under the WCM banner