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Tman out of a job?

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Nah, he'll probably have to spend his time repairing the widgets, when they fail.

p.s. love the terminology - Focused Improvement team, one of the pillars of World Class Mail

I mean you wouldn't be much use as an "Unfocused" member of an improvement team, now would you?

- - and if the "Focused Improvement Team is one of the "pillars" of World Class Mail what are the other ones, while we're at it?
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Safety i think is one.
Now i'm struggling. :whistle
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Re: Tman out of a job?

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Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe? :whistle
same as it ever was...
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I'm all for it, Postie old chap.
For every operator like the one mentioned, there's a hundred who'll put the widget on backwards, or snap the end off, or get bored and wander off, or forget to do it, etc etc which ensures there's always loads of remedial work on. Why do you think TPM never got past the "pretty coloured pictures" stage?
To quote the old saying, you can make things bomb-proof, acid-proof even cockroach proof, but nothing yet has ever defeated Mr Operator when there's nausing-up to be done.
Anyway, if they had that much nous, surely they wouldn't be standing machine-minding for eight hours a day... :whistle
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Tman wrote:I'm all for it, Postie old chap.
For every operator like the one mentioned, there's a hundred who'll put the widget on backwards, or snap the end off, or get bored and wander off, or forget to do it, etc etc which ensures there's always loads of remedial work on. Why do you think TPM never got past the "pretty coloured pictures" stage?
To quote the old saying, you can make things bomb-proof, acid-proof even cockroach proof, but nothing yet has ever defeated Mr Operator when there's nausing-up to be done.
Anyway, if they had that much nous, surely they wouldn't be standing machine-minding for eight hours a day... :whistle
As opposed to sitting in a engineers hidey-hole reading the paper/sleeping/watching tv/having another cuppa or slice of toast(please delete as applicable.....
:cuppa :wink:
same as it ever was...
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Post by Talell »

Straight4ward wrote:- - and if the "Focused Improvement Team is one of the "pillars" of World Class Mail what are the other ones, while we're at it?
Safety - To eliminate accidents
Quality Control/Customer Satisfaction - To achieve zero defects and satisfy customers fully
Cost Deployment - To identify where the problems are from the viewpoint of cost
Focused Improvement - To create know-how and reduce cost
Autonomous Maintenance - To capture symptoms of machine breakdowns before it takes place
Workplace Organisation - To improve layout, provide better visibility, minimise material handling and shorten lead time
Professional Maintenance - To achieve zero breakdowns with maintenance team
Logistics - To syncronise sorting with mail collection transportation and delivery as perfectly as possible
Environment - To make a respectable existence for the community
People Development - To educate, train and nurture people

Straight from the local propaganda we have sitting around our MC

methinks they just used google translate for converting it from japanese

Anyway, what is that thing? A modular diverter? How the hell do you get that thing to sit still while the machine is running, when it'll have 'fletters' ramming against it for the entire day
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hubbahubba wrote:
Tman wrote:I'm all for it, Postie old chap.
For every operator like the one mentioned, there's a hundred who'll put the widget on backwards, or snap the end off, or get bored and wander off, or forget to do it, etc etc which ensures there's always loads of remedial work on. Why do you think TPM never got past the "pretty coloured pictures" stage?
To quote the old saying, you can make things bomb-proof, acid-proof even cockroach proof, but nothing yet has ever defeated Mr Operator when there's nausing-up to be done.
Anyway, if they had that much nous, surely they wouldn't be standing machine-minding for eight hours a day... :whistle
As opposed to sitting in a engineers hidey-hole reading the paper/sleeping/watching tv/having another cuppa or slice of toast(please delete as applicable.....
:cuppa :wink:
Instead of being on the shopfloor "Actively Seeking Work "
as we are continually told to do when things get slow. :no no :no no
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hubbahubba wrote:Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe? :whistle
We need an elastic band repairer here. :Very Happy :nana :Very Happy
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Lounge Lizard wrote:
hubbahubba wrote:Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe? :whistle
We need an elastic band repairer here. :Very Happy :nana :Very Happy
If you can keep this very quiet...................we got a box of brown bands this week.......oh what luxury they are, holding the mail together and not breaking at the slightest stretch (and if you can keep it very quiet from the elastic band monitor - they are probably going to do me for weeks).
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DGP1 wrote: If you can keep this very quiet...................we got a box of brown bands this week.......oh what luxury they are, holding the mail together and not breaking at the slightest stretch (and if you can keep it very quiet from the elastic band monitor - they are probably going to do me for weeks).
We've had them for two months.
Red bands are so last year. :so there
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Re: Tman out of a job?

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fishtank wrote:
DGP1 wrote: If you can keep this very quiet...................we got a box of brown bands this week.......oh what luxury they are, holding the mail together and not breaking at the slightest stretch (and if you can keep it very quiet from the elastic band monitor - they are probably going to do me for weeks).
We've had them for two months.
Red bands are so last year. :so there
Yes, brown bands are better camouflaged on the pavement so we don't get blamed for dropping them. :Very Happy Moya knows what she's doing. :Very Happy
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Lounge Lizard wrote:
hubbahubba wrote:Elastic band moniter and used label recycler are 2 of the other VERY IMPORTANT pillars i believe? :whistle
We need an elastic band repairer here. :Very Happy :nana :Very Happy
GMC has an elastic band recovery point (you could'nt make this up) :crazy: :crazy:

It apparently comes under the WCM banner :left: :left: