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Bursting for a pee
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Stormproof
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Re: Bursting for a pee
All duty books should have the nearest toilet facilities listed. If it has'nt bring it up with your manager, you are entitled to welfare stops.
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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TeeferTiger
- EX ROYAL MAIL
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- Location: Welsh Wales
Re: Bursting for a pee
None of the rounds I've ever covered had toilet stops on 
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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bandit650
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Re: Bursting for a pee
Bit difficult for women to use a pee bottle
Have to have a Goes under
in the van!
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POSTMAN
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Re: Bursting for a pee


I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Stormproof
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Re: Bursting for a pee
You've been waiting to use that gif for ages have'nt youPOSTMAN wrote:
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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AdTheBad
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- Joined: 10 Mar 2010, 18:03
- Gender: Male
Re: Bursting for a pee
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bandit650
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Re: Bursting for a pee
Stormproof wrote:You've been waiting to use that gif for ages have'nt youPOSTMAN wrote:
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Re: Bursting for a pee
There is an old thread from 2008 about a postie being sacked.
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Hitcher
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Re: Bursting for a pee
What's a duty book?Stormproof wrote:All duty books should have the nearest toilet facilities listed. If it has'nt bring it up with your manager, you are entitled to welfare stops.
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wheresourmoney
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Re: Bursting for a pee
I think it varies between offices, a lad in our office got caught twice in a month by two diffrent peaple,both complaind,but it didnt go any further.Darren Bent wrote:Did this really happens ?celerycelery wrote:Chap at our place got the sack for having a wee down between 2 hedges. spotted by 1 of the owners and asked "what you doing?" told them what he had done, they reported him and he was dismissed.
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BettySwollocks
- Posts: 346
- Joined: 01 Oct 2007, 16:12
Re: Bursting for a pee
I know before i even type this, u will think i'm telling porkies, but whether u believe it or not, i care not a jot,
Our office received a complaint a few years ago from a concerned member of the public who looked through his front room window to be greeted by the site of a postman peeing against a lamp post outside his house,
most of the areas we deliver to have gated entry's including the walk concerned, so if u get caught short, u are in trouble.
Our office received a complaint a few years ago from a concerned member of the public who looked through his front room window to be greeted by the site of a postman peeing against a lamp post outside his house,
most of the areas we deliver to have gated entry's including the walk concerned, so if u get caught short, u are in trouble.
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wbandrew
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Re: Bursting for a pee
So what do you do in the City........... 
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TeeferTiger
- EX ROYAL MAIL
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- Joined: 22 Dec 2008, 13:56
- Gender: Female
- Location: Welsh Wales
Re: Bursting for a pee
Drive out to the countrywbandrew wrote:So what do you do in the City...........
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Lounge Lizard
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 9458
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 21:54
Re: Bursting for a pee
In the city you won't be dozens of miles from the toilet in your Delivery Office.wbandrew wrote:So what do you do in the City...........
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Sliders
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- Joined: 09 Nov 2011, 16:56
- Gender: Male
Re: Bursting for a pee
So would this go down as overtime if it meant you going over your contracted hours to do this, I mean to go all the way back to your office for a pee then go back to your walk ? I'd love to see that in the ot book, reason for overtime - needed a peeLounge Lizard wrote:In the city you won't be dozens of miles from the toilet in your Delivery Office.wbandrew wrote:So what do you do in the City...........![]()
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In fact people should use this as a reason for finishing over your time. I bet you if RM thought they could save money from it (i.e not paying for people taking time to find relief), those pee bottles would be coming to an office near you. I would not be surprised if RM's innovation lab are taking time out from watching reruns of Blue Peter (where they presumably got the idea for the stick two rulers together to stop dogs from biting your fingers idea) to read this forum to pick up this pee bottle idea.
I want royalties for this if it does appear, anyone know when they are auditioning for the new series of Dragons Den ? How does peebot sound ? How about putting a picture of Moya on the inside bottom of the bottle to maximize accuracy and ensure there is no spillage
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