Jynxx wrote:I'm rather dissapointed too, when i joined i was expecting a job like on the buses ....most i've had so far is a 80 odd year old flash me her boobs ...spent the rest of the day trying not to be sick....though a fit woman on a duty once didn't think she was being watched as i sat in my van sorting the mail and she went to put rubbish in her wheelie bin with nothing on her bottom half!
I did get asked into a home once....she lulled me in, i walked into her home.....only to end up fixing her cooker ...I did get an apple as a thank you
That's more like it--at least you are honest about why you were invited in!
Royal Mail the only job where what you hope to get up to with customers, ends up being what is done to you by managers.
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Might not have actually done the deed with any lady householders during my time with RM but many's the time I've copped a right eyeful. Especially before SDD when we were out delivering before they were going off to school/work.
My first week on delivery, I was at one house and I was just leaving when the woman came out to say something to me. Cant remember what, I wasn't paying attention. She was standing about five steps up from ground level and wearing only a nightie backlit by the low morning sun. I thought to myself "I'm gonna like this job"
Just spilt stain-remover down my shirt. Now how do I get that out?
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One of my nice lady customers answered the door in her dressing gown,i said "Not dressed yet then?" She replied "No i was waiting for you!"
I think she meant waiting till i came before she got dressed,maybe i should have asked?
hulcottflyer wrote:One of my nice lady customers answered the door in her dressing gown,i said "Not dressed yet then?" She replied "No i was waiting for you!"
I think she meant waiting till i came before she got dressed,maybe i should have asked?
Usually 10 minutes away before the penny drops about what has actually been said..............I blame the early mornings
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Thorby Bislam wrote: I thought to myself "I'm gonna like this job"
..................and how wrong you were.
Ah but I did back then. I think we all did, pre- SDD. It really was the best job I ever had. It wasn't until about 2005 that things began going seriously downhill.
Just spilt stain-remover down my shirt. Now how do I get that out?
Cant say ive ever had a pass made at me in 22 years from housewives Guess i must be an ugly muppet
Took out a receptionist a couple of times from a legal firm on my old round. Didn't get anywhere though She wore sexier clothes in the office that on a date, which is prob what attracted me in the first place.
Only known of one gen postie (loads of stories from the lads ) who was knocking off a bit of skirt on his walk. They have been married for 10 years now and have 3 kids
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
Only known of one gen postie (loads of stories from the lads ) who was knocking off a bit of skirt on his walk. They have been married for 10 years now and have 3 kids
Only known of one gen postie (loads of stories from the lads ) who was knocking off a bit of skirt on his walk. They have been married for 10 years now and have 3 kids
Yep,there's always a price to pay for everything!
And they say you should never take your work home
NO bags on shoulders please except for Moya who keeps her big fat wage packet in hers
haha, quality thread! i met my current girlfriend doing a post round but havent had any luck really, perhaps im a little picky as im 23 and most people i see are about 3 times my age!
what has happened to me twice tho, met up with a couple girls (seperate occasions) and after a few dates they told me that i probably knew there dads! you guessed it, posties too! haha, very tense moments!
crezz wrote:haha, quality thread! i met my current girlfriend doing a post round but havent had any luck really,
Bit harsh,hope your girlfriend doesn't read your posts on here!
This van share business has surely got to cut down the chances of any on the job activity,now i don't mind waiting for a fellow colleague to complete a loop,but i'm damn sure i'm not sitting in a van twiddling my thumbs whilst some lotharian postie dishes out his own brand of special delivery!
....most i've had so far is a 80 odd year old flash me her boobs ...spent the rest of the day trying not to be sick....though a fit woman on a duty once didn't think she was being watched as i sat in my van sorting the mail and she went to put rubbish in her wheelie bin with nothing on her bottom half!
...I did get an apple as a thank you
I thought to myself "I'm gonna like this job"
Guess i must be an ugly muppet 
She wore sexier clothes in the office that on a date, which is prob what attracted me in the first place. 
haha, very tense moments!
