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Achievements

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Stormproof
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Re: Achievements

Post by Stormproof »

Thanks everyone, this thread has made me :chuckle a lot :Applause
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets


Illegitimi non carborundum
DGP1
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Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
Gender: Male
Location: Terminus

Re: Achievements

Post by DGP1 »

Too many people are playing Mafia Wars for my liking...........................I personally have over 100 achievements :nervous
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
George door to dawes
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Joined: 19 Feb 2011, 17:48
Gender: Female

Re: Achievements

Post by George door to dawes »

The Sabbath
Deliver post and/or packets on a Sunday

The fast and furious

Receive first speeding ticket in a RM van

Customer Redirection
Send an irritating customer the wrong way when asked for directions

Out of the loop

Complete 6 months at RM without attending a single WTL session

Parcelforce

Accidently jam a packet half way into a letter box and find you cannot remove it

No access today
Endorse your first letter purely because you couldn’t be bothered to squeeze past a badly park car on the drive

Schools out

Leave school mail in the frame knowing full well they are still open during the holidays

Trust me i am a doctor

Receive medical advice from your DOM regarding your illness

We dont give A TOS
Sent back to work by ATOS despite serious injury

Almost stormproof

Spend so long in the heavy rain that even your pants are wet.

‘The Boots are Made for Walking’

Wear through the soles of your shoes in under 3 months
Caniel
Posts: 623
Joined: 03 Jul 2009, 18:25
Gender: Female
Location: The Batcave

Re: Achievements

Post by Caniel »

Bullet Dodger

Trigger a Stage 3 but avoid the sack
Stormproof
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Re: Achievements

Post by Stormproof »

Caniel wrote:Bullet Dodger

Trigger a Stage 3 but avoid the sack
I've dodged a few bullets :angel
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets


Illegitimi non carborundum
Darren Bent
Posts: 2150
Joined: 05 Oct 2007, 15:38
Gender: Male
Location: Pride Park, Derby, DE24 8XL

Re: Achievements

Post by Darren Bent »

Do a round after coming in from a nightout. Party night owl.
sheff postie
MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
Posts: 131
Joined: 04 Feb 2011, 22:01
Gender: Male

Re: Achievements

Post by sheff postie »

Darren Bent wrote:Do a round after coming in from a nightout. Party night owl.
OOO i remember those days

19 years old, straight out of an all night club in sheffield called niche. Left a spare uniform at work.
I had throwing up places on the round.


Great days
fergy7197
Posts: 33
Joined: 21 May 2010, 19:03
Gender: Male

Re: Achievements

Post by fergy7197 »

this has made my night!!!! :nana
Evilmunkee
Posts: 6
Joined: 12 Sep 2009, 19:22
Gender: Male

Re: Achievements

Post by Evilmunkee »

Already got 'postman t**t everyone on your round hates you' acheivement.
clashcityrocker
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Joined: 22 Sep 2009, 13:50
Gender: Male
Location: strummerville

Re: Achievements

Post by clashcityrocker »

Do Not Pass Go

Kill a line manager.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
greyshark
Posts: 9
Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 16:33
Gender: Male

Re: Achievements

Post by greyshark »

I'm afraid I have some more.

Ease These Knees Please
Get time off because of your painful knees

Trolley Dash
Complete a round with a trolley in under 3 hours

Mailstrom
Survive a Christmas

Off His Trolley
Ride your HCT down a hill and then survive a fall off a cliff of at least 50 metres

Keep Me Posted
Talk to the same annoying customer for 5 days in a row
Caniel
Posts: 623
Joined: 03 Jul 2009, 18:25
Gender: Female
Location: The Batcave

Re: Achievements

Post by Caniel »

If I had a penny...

*Hear the phrase "Any bills you can keep em" 10000 times.

100% Complete

*Retire at the age of 65.

Legendary

*Retire at the age of 70 after 50 years of service and pass into Legend.
clashcityrocker
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Gender: Male
Location: strummerville

Re: Achievements

Post by clashcityrocker »

Next
Refuse to serve 3 customers in a row in the caller's office because they haven't brought any I.D.

Big Spender
Brag about having already spent any bonus the day before it is announced you won't be getting it

Personal Fleet
Damage every vehicle in one week
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.