Things Customers Say

[Pinky 1]

Hey, nid yw hyn yn i mi!

[alloria]

"I know things are tough for you guys at the moment, but you are doing a good job, and I appreciate that"

Yes, this actually happened!

[bunkerland]

"I know things are tough for you guys at the moment, but you are doing a good job, and I appreciate that"

Are you sure the paperboy wasn't standing behind you?

[fishtank]

"I know things are tough for you guys at the moment, but you are doing a good job, and I appreciate that"

Are you sure the paperboy wasn't standing behind you?

No....but two guys were standing behind him zipping his jacket up.

[eian687]

on front grass with loads of weeds , oi dont walk on my lawn (not that i take short cuts.......unless its for my benift)

[Dorset Plodder]

on front grass with loads of weeds , oi dont walk on my lawn (not that i take short cuts.......unless its for my benift)

Know what you mean, if I get that one I normally say, "What are you worried about me treading on the weeds or the dog poo?"

I will avoid the rare, well managed front lawn, that's got the stripes going up and down it like Wembley. Obviously the guy's going to fly at you for walking on it. But gardens full of rusting bike frames and washing machines they've got to be joking!

[eian687]

on front grass with loads of weeds , oi dont walk on my lawn (not that i take short cuts.......unless its for my benift)

Know what you mean, if I get that one I normally say, "What are you worried about me treading on the weeds or the dog poo?"

I will avoid the rare, well managed front lawn, that's got the stripes going up and down it like Wembley. Obviously the guy's going to fly at you for walking on it. But gardens full of rusting bike frames and washing machines they've got to be joking!

so true

[islfor]

This happened to me one xmas time - Walking up path woman at door with £20 note in her hand. 'Excuse me postman have you got change I need to tip the coalman and milkman this xmas' I said what about tipping the paperboy too ?

[George door to dawes]

Had a new one today. Had a little girl come up to me and said ask for letters for 85 .... street. told there wasnt any so she asked if she could have another letter from the pile i was holding! erm no

Always get kids asking for bands.

[crezz]

"still a postman then mate?"

"yeah"

"suppose its better than walking the streets"

same bloke everytime!

[Dorset Plodder]

[quote="George door to dawes"]Had a new one today. Had a little girl come up to me and said ask for letters for 85 .... street. told there wasnt any so she asked if she could have another letter from the pile i was holding! erm no

If you get that happen again George , do what I do just give her some D2Ds (Sorry unaddressed mail!) kids go away happy as Larry.

[George door to dawes]

Had a new one today. Had a little girl come up to me and said ask for letters for 85 .... street. told there wasnt any so she asked if she could have another letter from the pile i was holding! erm no

If you get that happen again George , do what I do just give her some D2Ds (Sorry unaddressed mail!) kids go away happy as Larry.

lol isnt d2d classed as live mail now? I could get done for stealing or something

[scoobydo79]

"Wheres your shorts?"
"How are the roads?"
"Got any thing from E.R.N.I.E"
And my all time favourite......usually said to me early December....."I expect your getting busy now postman

[Dorset Plodder]

Whose going to complain about not getting their "Un-addressed mail" George ?

Perhaps that Young girl was really interested in getting some Double Glazing! Especially as she lived in a local housing association house!

[hulcottflyer66]

"You're late postman"!
"Actually madam,i'm dead on time for the amount of mail I've got today!"