We had a lovely old bloke we named SWAMPY after the eco warrior that lived down holes n in trees... This bloke was an Ex British rail Union man and top bloke.. But he didnt half chuck up.... Beard like lazarus and clobber off of the ark... Wild mad eyes and hair that would scare a banshe... Shame as the screws hated him... As he always stood up and moaned... We used to larf but he was right most of the time... We put a packet of persil and a scrubbing brush on his bay one day.. He took no notice but larfed it off and stank some more.... SHAME REALLY... His finger nails had potatoes growing out of em!!!
Tommo you are a true word smith that description was vivid and colourful, you have a way with words fella.
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WE HAD ANOTHER PONGER WE USED TO CALL STINKER (BEHIND HIS BACK)
HE COULD MAKE F*****G FLOWERS WILT AT 100 YARDS!!
PEOPLE WERE SICK WHEN THEY HAD TO TAKE OVER HIS VAN IT STILL STUNK OF S**T
SAID HE WAS ALLERGIC TO SOAP--------OOHH HE WAS F*****G ALLERGIC ALRIGHT------TO ANYTHING CLEANSING!!!
we have yet another member of staff who smells of ammonia.....( piss ) he never takes his baseball cap off as he has a " bobby charlton " style wrapover concealed underneath his hat!!!!
dongash wrote:we have yet another member of staff who smells of ammonia.....( piss ) he never takes his baseball cap off as he has a " bobby charlton " style wrapover concealed underneath his hat!!!!
that reminds me of another bloke with a 'bobby'.
when the wind blew his f*****G hair on one side flew 2 feet off his head
he didn't stink though
Beard like lazarus and clobber off of the ark... Wild mad eyes and hair that would scare a banshe... Shame as the screws hated him... As he always stood up and moaned... We used to larf but he was right most of the time... We put a packet of persil and a scrubbing brush on his bay one day.. He took no notice but larfed it off and stank some more.... SHAME REALLY... His finger nails had potatoes growing out of em!!!
IT STILL STUNK OF S**T 
