Colleagues with TERRIBLE B.O.

pistol · Post by **pistol** » 22 Aug 2007, 23:50

Hahaha how about the good old Regimental bath!!! perfect for those awkward smelly scab moments...

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 23 Aug 2007, 18:15

Now the old HUM-DINGER!!! You gotta say something aint ya!!!! I cant have it... Now dont get me wrong when out on delivery on a hot day i used to sweat big style.. But there is no excuse to change ya Clothes and WASH None at all... My Grandad came from a place in London that was one of the most deprived and dirty in Britain and he always drummed it in to all the family of personal hygene.. Being a Navy man as well If i ever as a kid looked abit scruffy or dirty thru playing out he used to get a scrubbing brush and a hose and scrub my neck and soak me... Hurt like feck... But it taught me a lesson... He was over the top on it but it went back to his early days when people died if hygene was neglected... As they lived in squaller... NO EXCUSE now days... for feck sake.. !!!! Saying all that ive got the record in my old DO for clearing out four full lines of sorting frames.... BAD BEER AND CURRY THE NIGHT BEFORE....

I got moved to a flats frame on my own... I never cared as it done me a favour!!!

H&S is a point tho .. as a serious matter of fact....

NO MORE POLLCATS NO MORE SMELLY strike breakers NO MORE SOAP DODGERS!!!

out

postie28 · Post by **postie28** » 23 Aug 2007, 18:22

got 2 in our office. one of them is an acting manager as well. i just have to walk away when either of them come near me

Post by **POSTMAN** » 23 Aug 2007, 18:23

Ok,has EVERY office got one!!

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 23 Aug 2007, 19:10

POSTMAN wrote:Ok,has EVERY office got one!!

I know mine has (he's a scab too)

Ilovemyjob · Post by **Ilovemyjob** » 23 Aug 2007, 19:34

Ugh. Reading some of that I almost wish I'd never said anything. "Dead hamster" - bloody hell.
Tried all the usual stuff, spraying air freshner round, even lighting up incense sticks on my bay, loud obvious conversations with the guy one bay along: "John, can you smell that TERRIFIC STINK?"... "Yes - someone must have TERRIBLE BO round here." "Anyone got a turd on a string we could use as an air freshener?" - none of these hints seemed to be taken. I don't get how.
To be honest I was a bit of an armpit king when I started the job, then some guy started really picking on me making soap jokes. It was all a bit upsetting but it taught me a lesson real fast and I'm bloody glad it did.
Maybe it's just that you notice the stench of strike breakers or undesirables more, like I think I send one of our lot sometimes has a bit of a pong going on and his teeth make Shane McGowan look like one of the Osmonds, but you don't mind so much cos he's a funny guy.

duffer 61 · Post by **duffer 61** » 23 Aug 2007, 22:03

Can't think of anyone who stinks but there are a couple of silent assasins who manage to infect the whole area with a smell of pure sewage.A few others shamelessly trump at top volume and these vicious assaults regularly clear the sorting and prep frames.

dongash · Post by **dongash** » 23 Aug 2007, 22:14

i don't have b.o !!! but i have been known to have meat +potato pie, chips and that chinese curry sauce ( that smells of aniseed) washed down with a 2 ltr bottle of strongbow, just to fart in our ips alley near people i don't like!!!! for the purists amongst you the cider can be replaced with dandelion & burdock !!! this relly does reek!!!

johno47 · Post by **johno47** » 23 Aug 2007, 22:22

We used have a part-timer a few years ago, we used to call him Rabbit hutch man, thats just what he smelled like, and another guy that used to wear about 7 jumpers even when it was 90% outside, try being in a van with him, i used to drive with my head out the window, and a rep a long time ago that had the worst breathe ive ever smelt and he always insisted on talking really close to my face, i used to check to make sure my eye brows hadnt fallen off...UNITY IS STRENGTH.

johno47 · Post by **johno47** » 23 Aug 2007, 22:31

And just a tip, if anybodys got bad farts send them into the office with the bosses, drop a silent one come out and shut the door, one or two lads at our place have done it...UNITY IS STRENGTH.

dongash · Post by **dongash** » 23 Aug 2007, 22:31

we used to have a postman at our place who wore one of those blue,long sleeved,itchy wool jumpers ! even in summer! he had an ammonia type smell to him. he used to fetch all kinds of shite on his sarnies. you only had to look at his beard to see what he had eaten!!

Ilovemyjob · Post by **Ilovemyjob** » 24 Aug 2007, 12:51

dongash wrote:i don't have b.o !!! but i have been known to have meat +potato pie, chips and that chinese curry sauce ( that smells of aniseed) washed down with a 2 ltr bottle of strongbow, just to fart in our ips alley near people i don't like!!!! for the purists amongst you the cider can be replaced with dandelion & burdock !!! this relly does reek!!!

Not a day goes by when I don't eat something with about five or six chilli peppers in it. Our office is quite small so as a rule I take it outside when I have one brewing, unless we've got some sort of contest going on.

pilsbury · Post by **pilsbury** » 24 Aug 2007, 13:04

Every now and then an old bloke who is our floater will come in stinking of BO.So as you can imagine we lay into him in a big way with the verbals about him being a stinking old bastard and that his pissed himself.This seems to do the trick and he'll be fine for a couple of months after that.

johno47 · Post by **johno47** » 24 Aug 2007, 15:28

Floater pilsbury, reminds me of when i went swimming in the med...UNITY IS STRENGTH.

mark21 · Post by **mark21** » 24 Aug 2007, 19:01

We have 2 smellies in our office and both are strike breakers.
Both stink of B.O. and wear wolly jumpers in the summer. One ia a trainee coach who re heats his chicken madras in the microwave every morning at 6.30am

Both need a good bath

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Colleagues with TERRIBLE B.O.

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