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jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 21 Aug 2007, 13:30

A CHAP IN OUR OFFICE IS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE EVR AFTER ABOUT 25 YEARS DEVOTED SERVICE. IN FACT SO DEVOTED TO RM IS HE THAT HE HAS WORKED THROUGH EVERY SINGLE STRIKE DURING THAT TIME. SO THE QUESTION IS WHAT SORT OF A SEND OFF SHOULD WE GIVE HIM. DONT LET ME DOWN LADS I'M DEPENDING ON YOU!!!!!

TOMMO I CAN HEAR YOU RUSHING TO THE KEY-BOARD ALREADY!!!

Coppice1 · Post by **Coppice1** » 21 Aug 2007, 13:41

A course of Speech Therapy, if its the one i'm thinking of.

lovejoy · Post by **lovejoy** » 21 Aug 2007, 14:51

Send him a 25 service certificate with 'congratualtions on 25 years of scabbing' on it.

On a serious note if management try any sort of presentation on the floor then the whole office should gather round then all turn your backs on him!

It will (a) embarass him and (b) put off any potential waverers ha

pilsbury · Post by **pilsbury** » 21 Aug 2007, 15:22

Wwwhat what ddoo doo yyoouu youu mmeannnn?

pilsbury · Post by **pilsbury** » 21 Aug 2007, 15:26

What phone box is it in ? I love a good party.

pistol · Post by **pistol** » 21 Aug 2007, 15:34

Instead of giving him" the bumps" dip his legs in black paint 25 times!! whilst singing "for he's a jolly good blacklegs!"

wakkono · Post by **wakkono** » 21 Aug 2007, 16:09

arrange a party for him spread the word around and no fuc ker turn up

postie28 · Post by **postie28** » 21 Aug 2007, 16:25

present him a cd of the rest of office singing f*** off scab ba****d

jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 21 Aug 2007, 16:28

pistol that sounds good to me . keep it going lads

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 21 Aug 2007, 16:54

MMMMMMMM not long logged on and love to see a post from me old mucka JAFFERPANTS..

Now i would love to be there, Naturally . On this loony tunes last day and help him on his merry way... A lot of Alledged missorts and
dossers in his whole.. (not pigeon) and when it came to time to send him off with a huddle or shout out over the tannoy (if have one?) then all turn your backs to the dam old scab and whistle "U CAN GET ME IM A PART OF THE UNION." That should make him see that the time he spent shoulder to shoulder for all that time was a waste for him... And a full house on a 2 fingered salute as he walked out the door!!!!

No cat calls or effort o slag him just ignore IT...

HOWS THAT WORK JAFFER OLD MATE??

pistol · Post by **pistol** » 21 Aug 2007, 16:59

Jaffer my dear chap..why don't you pop over to the post office forum and ask Armani how he would like to be sent off..first hand insider knowledge in to the mind of a scab there..

coppertop · Post by **coppertop** » 21 Aug 2007, 17:14

buy him a gun with one bullitt

postie28 · Post by **postie28** » 21 Aug 2007, 17:22

coppertop wrote:buy him a gun with one bullitt

better make that 2 bullets. then someone can make sure.

jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 21 Aug 2007, 17:53

WELL DONE TOMMO I NEW YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 21 Aug 2007, 19:01

coppertop wrote:buy him a gun with one bullitt

He would only miss

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