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L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

CLIP BOARD. SCREWS HANDBOOK OF "(SAYINGS)" AND A NICE SLICK SUIT... MMMMMMMM SALESMEN OF SHITE N DOOM N GLOOM ANYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY WAVE TO THE SILLYBOY LEMON AS HE RUNS OFF TO HIS TOP SCREW TO REPORT!!! :wave
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
armani
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Post by armani »

L Tommo wrote:
Never mind sonny... stick to licking n sticking... And hiding behind ya bullet proofed screens!!!

Night night slimeball...

NIGHT NIGHT!!! :neutral:
What relevance has a screen got with anything. Do you think you're walking the streets of Baghdad.

We have sponges for sticking stamps, just like we also have them for soaking up all the money some of us make for the Business.

You keep to walking the streets, one day you'll get an offer i'm sure. Keep the £20 tied to it though it will help to entice the boys
armani
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Post by armani »

DirtyHarry wrote:
armani wrote:


Would that be Cock, as in the feathered variety? :Very Happy
If you have feathers on yours then I'd get checked up pretty quickly.
DirtyHarry
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Post by DirtyHarry »

armani wrote:
L Tommo wrote:
Never mind sonny... stick to licking n sticking... And hiding behind ya bullet proofed screens!!!

Night night slimeball...

NIGHT NIGHT!!! :neutral:
What relevance has a screen got with anything. Do you think you're walking the streets of Baghdad.

We have sponges for sticking stamps, just like we also have them for soaking up all the money some of us make for the Business.

You keep to walking the streets, one day you'll get an offer i'm sure. Keep the £20 tied to it though it will help to entice the boys
Good grief! Cocks , boys.......... You seem to have a one track mind. Have you thought about getting another obsession? :Very Happy
bigjames
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Post by bigjames »

axeman wrote:big james to me thats harrassment enough !! to tell your staff you must reach targets is not on, it's your problem not theirs you are in charge and the onus is on you to achive the targets not them if you need to pressurise your staff then your clearly not doing the job correctly ......and lets not forget they are there to serve the customer , not as a glossary as to what services r.m has
iv'e said before we can cut a deal on some plasmas for you ?



oh and armani rather like to see you on the sharp end of a baratt 50, 45's not good enough for you it leaves remaims
Don't recall saying that I pressurise them, but my memory does get a bit ropey as the night wears on, I also don't see being in charge as a problem, after all someone has to do it otherwise there is total anarchy, or what is it they have in 'The Holy Grail'? An Autonomous Collective! Help Help I'm being repressed, come and see the violence inherent in the system!

They switched our plasma screen on the other day, now we have the most expensive multi-coloured clock in London. And the time is wrong!
bertie
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Post by bertie »

I'd rather have two brain cells than a head full of s**t.
armani
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Post by armani »

axeman wrote:big james to me thats harrassment enough !! to tell your staff you must reach targets is not on, it's your problem not theirs you are in charge and the onus is on you to achive the targets not them
Ohh Class.
Thats the job of P.O.'s and CSA's. To achieve targets. You know, thats why they are employed, paid to go to work, offered help and support.

Thats the point ive been trying to get at from the first word.



:crazy: :crazy:
armani
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Post by armani »

bertie wrote:I'd rather have two brain cells than a head full of s**t.
Thats good Bertie. Admittance is always the first step forward in a positive fashion.
pistol
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Post by pistol »

Yawn!! this is getting boring now...can i call someone some names now??
if you aint payin..the mails stayin!!!
PostmanPat1961
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Post by PostmanPat1961 »

L Tommo wrote:CLIP BOARD. SCREWS HANDBOOK OF "(SAYINGS)" AND A NICE SLICK SUIT... MMMMMMMM SALESMEN OF SHITE N DOOM N GLOOM ANYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY WAVE TO THE SILLYBOY LEMON AS HE RUNS OFF TO HIS TOP SCREW TO REPORT!!! :wave
Stop shouting L Tommo its boring and nobody listens.
axeman
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Post by axeman »

purely by dictat it's self evident that your aproach is one of them and us you must belive your a cut above the staff ? as iv'e said it's your problem to meet your targets not the counter staff they are there to serve the customer no more no less if you want to raise your revenue why don't you stand outside and hand out flyers to people in the street be far more productive than peering over your staffs shoulders to check if they are promoting other good /services
armani
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Post by armani »

pistol wrote:Yawn!! this is getting boring now...can i call someone some names now??
NO. Go back over to the RM forum and take your chums with you.
pistol
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Post by pistol »

armani wrote:
pistol wrote:Yawn!! this is getting boring now...can i call someone some names now??
NO. Go back over to the RM forum and take your chums with you.
Hahaha it's your post/thread but its OUR forum,if you can't take the heat...you provoked the animal mate..don't cry to me when you get bitten!!
if you aint payin..the mails stayin!!!
L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

PostmanPat1961 wrote:
L Tommo wrote:CLIP BOARD. SCREWS HANDBOOK OF "(SAYINGS)" AND A NICE SLICK SUIT... MMMMMMMM SALESMEN OF SHITE N DOOM N GLOOM ANYBODY!!!

EVERYBODY WAVE TO THE SILLYBOY LEMON AS HE RUNS OFF TO HIS TOP SCREW TO REPORT!!! :wave
Stop shouting L Tommo its boring and nobody listens.

HAHAHAHAHAHA1961 oh sorry sonny thought you and your parasites have crawled under your rock... i wont use caps no more when your on as it scares ya!!! night night sonny :wave
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
armani
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Post by armani »

axeman wrote:purely by dictat it's self evident that your aproach is one of them and us you must belive your a cut above the staff ? as iv'e said it's your problem to meet your targets not the counter staff they are there to serve the customer no more no less if you want to raise your revenue why don't you stand outside and hand out flyers to people in the street be far more productive than peering over your staffs shoulders to check if they are promoting other good /services
This is the reason I asked for answers from POL staff.

It is the job of POL staff to introduce appropriate products to customers. There is in fact even a sales code of practise make specifically all about it.
If you don't beleive me here is your gaffer talking about it.

http://www.cwu.org/default.asp?step=4&pid=626