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is there any reality to Postman Pat?

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chunk
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by chunk »

Im sure hes tongue firmly in cheek.
like it or lump it generations of kids are growing up on it. :roll:

Day in pats life:


wtl groans of "what again" after dom asked everyone to bring their pilots licenses in.
past on complaints about empty pouches smelling of cats piss.
pats van share oppo has pet allergy.
cat dies left locked in hot van.
pat blames "securing the mail".

our reality is pretty far fetched come to think of it :hmmmm
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

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i find him taking his cat along just totally spoils the realism,my cat craps himself whenever i take him anywhere in the car. mind you its never good news,going to the vets to be done,15 years ago you'd think he'd have moved on by now
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by arnold cheshire »

since when has pat an helicopter ?
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

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bringon4dayweeks wrote:since when has pat an helicopter ?
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

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bringon4dayweeks wrote:since when has pat an helicopter ?
Since he stopped working for RM, he now works for SDS :Very Happy
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by arnold cheshire »

ok ive duty that matches pats ive done 56 yrs service
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by bexhil palace »

My wifes got a black and white pussy if thats any help. :Sick
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by arnold cheshire »

bexhil palace wrote:My wifes got a black and white pussy if thats any help. :Sick
it is indeed
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by steven100 »

Its more likely that the Postman Pat film would be a cross between One flew over the cuckoo nest and Falling down. I think this happens a lot in America. Things are bad when we shout at packets that don't go through a letterbox, have we all been their???? :nana
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

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tiggle wrote:i find him taking his cat along just totally spoils the realism,my cat craps himself whenever i take him anywhere in the car. mind you its never good news,going to the vets to be done,15 years ago you'd think he'd have moved on by now
Without wishing to sound mysogynistic, how would you like it if a perfectly healthy, gender identifying part of your anatomy was removed without your prior knowledge or consent? :so there Then how would you like it, if after 15 years of failing to come to terms with such a trauma, some unsympathetic, insensitive asshole expressed the opinion that they think "you'd have moved on by now" :no no

Mind you, your cat won't ever have your DOM on his case, wanting to know why he took so much time off sick, or dicking around and not dealing with mice & bugs in line with the IWT, or keeping within his delivery area, etc....so on second thoughts, screw your cat and his hurt feelings, he needs to man up & grow a fecking pair! :chuckle
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

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DGP1 wrote:
bringon4dayweeks wrote:since when has pat an helicopter ?
Since he stopped working for RM, he now works for SDS :Very Happy
I thought he was working for the Football Association: :wink:
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by hans solo »

:dance :dance thats about right an italian postie working for england
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by homerj »

Cknmonster wrote:I am currently trying to get a Motorbike and Sidecar for my walk. I have given up on the helicopter for now.
I think George & Mildred have one for sale :nana
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

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hell yeah i would say there is ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arau05NlQFI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: is there any reality to Postman Pat?

Post by smokerjim »

homerj wrote:
Cknmonster wrote:I am currently trying to get a Motorbike and Sidecar for my walk. I have given up on the helicopter for now.
I think George & Mildred have one for sale :nana
Nah you wanna see Stan Butler's brother in law, Arthur - he's got a combination that he might sell you for the right price (£500....or £95 if you take his missus, Olive, off his hands as well )

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