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April bank holidays

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fishtank
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Re: April bank holidays

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Has it ever occurred to you Jim that Hell would be the place full of NKOTB, The Carpenters, Brotherhood of Man, etc
That's the whole point of Hell.....it's Hellish. :chuckle
Maybe we should change our ways.....
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Re: April bank holidays

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smokerjim wrote:There's nothing wrong with the Devil's water, fact is the Devil always gets the best gear, best drinks, best music, best everything....still if you want to go to Heaven to rock out to NKOTB, The Carpenters, Brotherhood of Man, etc, then knock yourself out - me? I want Led Zep, Motorhead, Hendrix, The Stones....so I'm gonna be surfing on a lake of fire, hi-fiving Satan as I go, with a packet of smokes in one hand & a large drink in the other ImageImageImage
Have no fear smoker you will be in my prayers nightly...............I will save you from the jaws of hell, from all that gambling, illicit drink, loose women, loud raucous music and................. :hmmmm ................actually it doesn't sound too bad.................. :wave
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Re: April bank holidays

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You want me to save a place for you? :hmmmm
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

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Re: April bank holidays

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smokerjim wrote:You want me to save a place for you? :hmmmm
Well perhaps just for a long holiday.......
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Re: April bank holidays

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dvbuk55 wrote:
smokerjim wrote:You want me to save a place for you? :hmmmm
Well perhaps just for a long holiday.......
Well I'm sure there are worse places you could spend a bit of time.......such as any DO going through a delivery revision with minimal consultation & maximum EA and B&H ( which we'll be getting soon enough in the race to kill the service :crazy: )
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

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Re: April bank holidays

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fishtank wrote:Has it ever occurred to you Jim that Hell would be the place full of NKOTB, The Carpenters, Brotherhood of Man, etc
That's the whole point of Hell.....it's Hellish. :chuckle
Maybe we should change our ways.....
You know the saying "The Devil has the best tunes"? Well I make that QED, anyway I can't see the God Squad putting up with Marylin Manson, Limp Bizkit, Led Zep, The Who, Rammstein, The Prodigy, Judge Dredd and others on my MP3 player
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

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Re: April bank holidays

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fishtank wrote:
youwot!!!!! wrote: i know a lot of alcoholics in carlisle.
It's very brave of you to come out youwot. :Applause :Applause
I'm proud of you.
One day at a time. :wink:
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Darren Bent
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Re: April bank holidays

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Which days do we get off over easter and wedding weekend. (Is all these days plus Sundays)

Good Friday April 22
Easter Monday April 25
Royal Wedding Bank Holiday April 29
Early May Bank Holiday May 2
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youwot!!!!!
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Re: April bank holidays

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dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote:
youwot!!!!! wrote: i know a lot of alcoholics in carlisle.
It's very brave of you to come out youwot. :Applause :Applause
I'm proud of you.
One day at a time. :wink:
Bit of a blow that ft, I had him on my presents list for a bottle of 10 year old malt :whistle

make it 15 year malt and i'm in.
who the hell invests £2 billion into a servic and makes it worse?????????????
you really couldn't make it up!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: April bank holidays

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youwot!!!!! wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote:
youwot!!!!! wrote: i know a lot of alcoholics in carlisle.
It's very brave of you to come out youwot. :Applause :Applause
I'm proud of you.
One day at a time. :wink:
Bit of a blow that ft, I had him on my presents list for a bottle of 10 year old malt :whistle

make it 15 year malt and i'm in.
I've heard that you'd do it for a bottle of Poteen :wink:
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Re: April bank holidays

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DGP1 wrote:
youwot!!!!! wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote:
youwot!!!!! wrote: i know a lot of alcoholics in carlisle.
It's very brave of you to come out youwot. :Applause :Applause
I'm proud of you.
One day at a time. :wink:
Bit of a blow that ft, I had him on my presents list for a bottle of 10 year old malt :whistle

make it 15 year malt and i'm in.
I've heard that you'd do it for a bottle of Poteen :wink:
Don't take him up on that youwot - it tastes absolutely vile........made from potatoes I think and it smells :nervous
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