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Songs associated with a Posties Job
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POSTMAN
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
Gives You Hell - The All-Management Projects
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madelin4
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
Working 9-5, dolly parton 
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stokes11eg
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
madelin4 wrote:Working 9-5, dolly parton
The Chain Gang!-
Thorby Bislam
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
Talking of Dolly, how about some country music songs...
Achy breaky back
When the mail comes around
Curse the broken road
It's gonna take a little bit longer (since georoute)
If I had wings (Istill woudn't finish on time)
Lord, I hope this day is good (it wont be but I can still hope)
Stand still, look pretty (the auditors here)
I've been around enough to know (never trust a manager)
The door-to-door is always open
First class (for the last time)
Looking over my shoulder (on giro day)
Some fools never learn (including Adam)
1,000 ways to be bad (and RM knows them all)
Managers do know how to carry on
i'm going to have a little talk (at WTL) - the managers song
These dont even need altering...
The road goes on forever
I dont know how I got by
There's more where that came from
On the road again
Achy breaky back
When the mail comes around
Curse the broken road
It's gonna take a little bit longer (since georoute)
If I had wings (Istill woudn't finish on time)
Lord, I hope this day is good (it wont be but I can still hope)
Stand still, look pretty (the auditors here)
I've been around enough to know (never trust a manager)
The door-to-door is always open
First class (for the last time)
Looking over my shoulder (on giro day)
Some fools never learn (including Adam)
1,000 ways to be bad (and RM knows them all)
Managers do know how to carry on
i'm going to have a little talk (at WTL) - the managers song
These dont even need altering...
The road goes on forever
I dont know how I got by
There's more where that came from
On the road again
Just spilt stain-remover down my shirt. Now how do I get that out?
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stokes11eg
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
now they are back in the news AGAIN,how about Rubber Ball, keep bouncing back to me.-
bandit650
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
Managers Theme Tune.
Money For Nothing-Dire Straits.
Your Latest Trick-Dire Straits.
Postal Staff Reply.
What Will Be Will Be-Divine Inspiration.
I Want to Dance With Choo -Disco Tex and the Sex-o-Lettes.
So Easy Going So Hard Coming Back-Millie Jackson
Money For Nothing-Dire Straits.
Your Latest Trick-Dire Straits.
Postal Staff Reply.
What Will Be Will Be-Divine Inspiration.
I Want to Dance With Choo -Disco Tex and the Sex-o-Lettes.
So Easy Going So Hard Coming Back-Millie Jackson
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Nobodyshero
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
A little ditty for all Rm top brass I DON'T LIKE YOU - STIFF LITTLE FINGERS
If I thought you could find a way
I'd tell you to go get lost
But why ask you to pay attention
When your brain can't stand the cost
Look at you
And the state you're in
Next to you
Even a brick is thin
[Chorus:]
You oughta scratch from the human race
You are a waste of a name
A waste of time and a waste of space
You've only one claim to fame
I don't like you
If a thought came into your head
It would die of loneliness
You rate absolute zero
No more and not even less
Look at you
Oh what a state
Next to you
Short planks are underweight
[Chorus]
Annoyed, annoyed, No I'm not paranoid
Cos that would mean I have to care
And I couldn't be annoyed
You don't entertain ideas
You simply bore them
You couldn't find your feet
If you were looking for them
Looking at you
It's hard for me
Next to you
Is nowhere to be
If I thought you could find a way
I'd tell you to go get lost
But why ask you to pay attention
When your brain can't stand the cost
Look at you
And the state you're in
Next to you
Even a brick is thin
[Chorus:]
You oughta scratch from the human race
You are a waste of a name
A waste of time and a waste of space
You've only one claim to fame
I don't like you
If a thought came into your head
It would die of loneliness
You rate absolute zero
No more and not even less
Look at you
Oh what a state
Next to you
Short planks are underweight
[Chorus]
Annoyed, annoyed, No I'm not paranoid
Cos that would mean I have to care
And I couldn't be annoyed
You don't entertain ideas
You simply bore them
You couldn't find your feet
If you were looking for them
Looking at you
It's hard for me
Next to you
Is nowhere to be
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Straight4ward
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Re: Songs and the royal mail version
16 tonnes and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Another day older and deeper in debt.
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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Easter_Postie
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Songs associated with a Posties Job
When i was walking the other day i thought which songs that can be associated with a posties job the best.
So far i have;
The Marvelettes/Beatles : Please Mr Postman
Dire Straits : Walk of life
Meat Loaf : Bat out of hell (when noticing you have left a bundle of letters in the wrong house lol, get away quick)
Add some more?
So far i have;
The Marvelettes/Beatles : Please Mr Postman
Dire Straits : Walk of life
Meat Loaf : Bat out of hell (when noticing you have left a bundle of letters in the wrong house lol, get away quick)
Add some more?
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Indy
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Re: Songs associated with a Posties Job
Return to Sender (Elvis P??)
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DGP1
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Re: Songs associated with a Posties Job
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I thought I'd get in first before anyone else
I thought I'd get in first before anyone else
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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bag69
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Re: Songs associated with a Posties Job
Roll over lay down. Status Quo. Which is what the management and the union want us to do.
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POSTMAN
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Re: Songs associated with a Posties Job
Topics merged.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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wiganpostie
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Re: Songs associated with a Posties Job
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