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frontline fix money what did your office spend it on?

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DGP1
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Post by DGP1 »

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Form a line I want to do it as well - 15 years to get rid of him seems a fair price.

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I wouldn't want this to turn into some sort of auction but I'll pay £100 to do it :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy Image Image Image Image
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Post by L Tommo »

Wot about a lucky dip...? All put your names in a hat and pick say 3 people to administor the kicking..

The lucky 3 can use any amount of reasonable force... To make sure the twat gets the lesson taught...

The Gimp suit, ball gag and leather restraints will be provided and a few pictures will be avalible on UTUBE & EBAY...

For the POSTIES OUT ON THE COBBLES FUND!!!! The monies will be greatfully accepted!!! THANK YOU!!!


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Post by angryanderz »

Jessika wrote:
st postie wrote:pole dancers and a couple of strippers roulette wheel and a 3 barrels of marstons pedigree
now that sounds like the place to work. i'd never go sick again

you could have had another stripper intstead of the roulette wheel!!!!!
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angryanderz
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first line fix

Post by angryanderz »

Jessika wrote:
st postie wrote:pole dancers and a couple of strippers roulette wheel and a 3 barrels of marstons pedigree
now that sounds like the place to work. i'd never go sick again

you could have had another stripper intstead of the roulette wheel!!!!!
postman,yorkshire
angryanderz
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first line fix

Post by angryanderz »

Jessika wrote:
st postie wrote:pole dancers and a couple of strippers roulette wheel and a 3 barrels of marstons pedigree
now that sounds like the place to work. i'd never go sick again

you could have had another stripper intstead of the roulette wheel!!!!!
postman,yorkshire
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Post by waffler »

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Form a line I want to do it as well - 15 years to get rid of him seems a fair price.

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I wouldn't want this to turn into some sort of auction but I'll pay £100 to do it :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy Image Image Image Image
Don't worry about all the 'Snatch, Lock Stock' heroics lads just 'accidentally' hit him with your car/van outside 148 Old Street, when you see some of the joke sentences handed out to drunken drivers that do this, you won't be down for 15. . . .
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DGP1
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Post by DGP1 »

waffler wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Form a line I want to do it as well - 15 years to get rid of him seems a fair price.

Image

I wouldn't want this to turn into some sort of auction but I'll pay £100 to do it :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy Image Image Image Image
Don't worry about all the 'Snatch, Lock Stock' heroics lads just 'accidentally' hit him with your car/van outside 148 Old Street, when you see some of the joke sentences handed out to drunken drivers that do this, you won't be down for 15. . . .

But I WANT to take responsibility Image
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Ceirys
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Re: frontline fix money what did your office spend it on?

Post by Ceirys »

stevepostman wrote:just curious at what the number offices up and down the country spent there frontline fix money on?

reason being i needed an example as our manager what ever we suggest turns it down.
ie probably only ever used the money once or twice.
Local DOM uses it as petty cash, golf outing etc! You mean it is supposed to spent on staff, wow! Used to get a turkey, chocs and asti spew(sic)mante at Christmas but that all stopped............
CEIRYS
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Post by dvbuk55 »

It's funny about FLF - the subject was brought up at the WTL this week and no one seems to know if we have spent it and if we have what we have spent it on.

Although the Manager has had quite a few holidays this year .............
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Post by bandit650 »

We are attatched to the mail centre but did'nt have a rest area so some went on making one because the canteen is'nt open when we are there,its designed more for processing distribution and above all the managers and admin staff,so out of the money we had a tumble dryer, kettles ,toasters,seats, screens to hide us away oh and a hair dryer and finally microwave. :Very Happy
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Post by bandit650 »

We are attatched to the mail centre but did'nt have a rest area so some went on making one because the canteen is'nt open when we are there,its designed more for processing distribution and above all the managers and admin staff,so out of the money we had a tumble dryer, kettles ,toasters,seats, screens to hide us away oh and a hair dryer and finally microwave. :Very Happy
dongash
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first line fix

Post by dongash »

our dum wants new "easy chairs" for the rest room that no one uses!!!!
24601
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Post by 24601 »

I work on the new 'not all singing,not all dancing' walk sequencing machines.

I've been asking our DIM for a couple of pedestal fans because believe me it's HOT HOT HOT work.

Every week for the last 6 weeks I've been told we'll get them out of FLF.

er ............... still waiting

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moon71
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Post by moon71 »

Consider yourselfs lucky you get to talk about frontline fix, in my office, its considered non-priority spending, all FLF has been absorb into our office budget. We had a dart board 2years ago an thats for an office of 500 posties. FLF get over it..............
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Post by DGP1 »

moon71 wrote:Consider yourselfs lucky you get to talk about frontline fix, in my office, its considered non-priority spending, all FLF has been absorb into our office budget. We had a dart board 2years ago an thats for an office of 500 posties. FLF get over it..............
That's not what FLF money is for :no no as it is (should be) seperate from the normal budget, confront your DUM over this and ask for an explanation :dance :dance
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